versez le sang, mes beaux amis

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

I want a knife gun.

For an updated Ides of March

unreasonably horny and insatiably suicidal

my grandparents’ australian friends are coming to visit soon im gonna show them my blueberry scented bluey soap

they’ll love it - an australian

i want to be choked to death by my best friend while he sits in my lap.

my grandparents’ australian friends are coming to visit soon im gonna show them my blueberry scented bluey soap

they’ll love it - an australian

sometimes I just send blogs I don’t know anonymous asks. it’s like that one post like “every once in a while I go bother the mayor because he’s required to listen to me talk.”

The biggest barty crouch jr mischaracterisation ive ever seen is that he hates his mum. The guy yelled cried and begged for his mum when he was thrown into azkaban bro wtf u yapping abt

rip mary macdonald you would have LOVED pinkpantheress

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

i miss creepy evan rosier and all the creepy little things that go along with him... taxidermies. autopsies. tuberculosis. bloodletting. surgical amphitheaters. bone saws. formaldehyde. animal teeth. rare and undetectable poisons. mothballs. morgues. dissection tools. organs in jars on desks. conjoined fetuses of dead lambs. love him or hate him you have to admit he had consistency