Wise Healer

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

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