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does anyone know that post where op is like "what if giorno got requiem in his fight with black sabbath and he just has to act like he's always had that stand"
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Hot take but I don't think games need to tutorialize the player on stuff like "enemies will drop items when you defeat them" like that's just something that I can observe happens with my own brain. I don't need a tutorial popup for that. Stop it.
There’s a whole language to video games that a lot of people who have been playing them forever think is common sense but it really isn’t. I’ve gotten lost in one way dungeons before and have played video games for like 12+ hours before figuring out that I was doing the wrong kind of attack this whole time. Because a lot of video games are made for people who already understand the language of video games. If you don’t speak this language and the game doesn’t tell you how to read it, it’s like trying to navigate an unfamiliar city in a language you don’t speak with the top half of your vision gone.
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Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??
Recently started following more queer tags and like- we realized thay apparently our worldview of "if you dont understand it, you can learn, if you still dont understand it, that doesn't mean its not vaild." And "live and let live" isn't common??
What do you mean a lot of people see all masc gendered people as evil? Thats stupid.
What do you mean a lot of people think you shouldn't use contradicting labels? Labels are supposed to help describe your experience to others, you arent supposed to force people to fit into labels.
What do you mean people dont see gender non conforming people as valid?? Gender identity, gender expression, and gender presentation are all connected, yes, but they are separate things.
What do you mean people think NB-spec people arent valid unless they present androgynous or medically transition?? Thats stupid.
What do you mean people say theyre 'reclaiming' slurs by using them as slurs? Thats not how it works, youre supposed to use them in a friendly manner to make it hurt less when its actually used against you.
What do you mean some people think transandrophobia and androphobia arent real or okay to do? Just because androphobia isnt systematic oppression doesn't mean its not bigotry.
What do you mean you think talking about negative experiences with other queer folks is wrong and queerphobic? The issue isnt that they're queer, its that they were being harmful. People shouldn't have to be afraid of talking about being abused because the abuser was queer.
What do you mean people think someone being a shitty person makes it okay to misgender them?
What do you mean people think that just because someone's gender and/or pronouns dont make sense to you or you don't think it's valid means that its okay to misgender them???
What do you mean people think that aromatics and asexuals arent valid?
What do you mean people think cis-het polyamorous people arent queer? My dad is polyamorous, cisgender, and is a femme-pref pansexual (as in, when he described his experience to us, he described it as liking femaligned and feminine presenting people, so like femboys, femenby, tomboys, etc. we informed him of the term 'gynosexual', bit let him know that he can use whatever labels he wants bc that's how labels work.) And for the longest time he said he didnt feel like he 'belonged' in the queer community even if he was apart of it, so he just said he was an ally (he hangs up his pride flag alongside his veteran flag bc he's a veteran, which is probably what keeps our conservative next door neighbors from trying to tear it down.)
What do you mean people try to force NB-Specs to identify as transmasc or transfem?? What do you mean people try to force them to Identify as TMA or TME?? (Which mean Transmisogyny-affected and transmysogyny-exempt respectively, which we had to Google bc we kept seeing the term.)
What do you mean people think trans men are privileged and arent affected by misogyny and transphobia???
What do you mean people think that headcanoning characters as different genders or Sexuality is wrong?? What do you mean people genuinely get mad if you have a different headcanon from them and/or call a headcanon that's highly supported by in-universe context canon and say that anyone headcanoning differently is wrong and should be bullied? (Looking at a lot of trans-fem Ralsei supporters especially on the deltarune subreddit... though I personally like headcanoning ralsei as genderfluid or some other NB-Spec identity, and like seeing other people's interpretations, including transfem lol)
What do you mean people think that intersex people shouldn't be included in queer discussions or that they arent affected by transphobia and queerphobia??
What do you mean people think that Transphobia, sexism, racism, transmysogyny, transandrophobia, gender essentialism, and other close minded views arent connected?
Honestly, venturing into the depths of the internet and finding oit about infighting and all the close-mindedness is really weird.
Anyway, we're sick rn, probably because we accidentally swallowed a lot of lake water while going swimming yesterday. Feel free to post discussions in the comments, we might reply and add to the convo. Also feel free to reblog with more additions and tags to help spread this discussion.
The train ride from Rome to Naples after Diavolo's defeat.
Shell shock meets adrenaline crash. I don't know if that's even a cope-tremble. I think Giorno might just actually be falling ill :(
I've seen plenty of crossovers where the dungeon meshi cast enters the dungeons of fear and hunger but what about the other way around! Senshi finds them as they're about to saw eachothers limbs off to survive and shuts that shit down Immediately. he won't leave until he feeds them a good balanced meal and teaches them a few things. I feel like they'd all be down, except D'arce, who would complain a lot until she realizes how good it tastes. Cahara would be so chill with Laios. not as excited about monsters, but he appreciates his enthusiasm. Ragnvaldr and Senshi could really bond over You Know What and I feel like they'd just be understanding of eachother. Marcille would be so invested in their dramatic backstories, pressing D'arce to give her all the details abt her relationship with Le'garde. Enki keeps trying to run away bc they're wasting time "resting" and "eating properly" but the dungeons keep bringing him back, so he slowly becomes interested in the dungeon's power and ancient magic.
so much potential... need some fanfics/fanart on this ASAP
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A tumultuous Ascension & a Different Third Meeting AU
Xie Lian ascends for the third time with Heaven's bane lovingly cradled in his arms and already broken shackles.
(a bell falls heavily in the distance)
He, also, immediately transfers said lovely bane into one arm, supported by his hip and shoulders, and blocks a sword attack from behind him with just two fingers holding back the trembling weapon directed at his husband.
-- a few moments earlier --
Xie Lian cheerfully lifts his husband into a bridal carry and spins him around. Hua Cheng laughs freely, clinging to his neck, his voice - the sweetest sound Xie Lian has ever heard.
Not being able to contain his joy anymore, he stars pressing butterfly kisses all over Hua Cheng's face. His San Lang laughs again, this time even sweeter, not a cry of victory but a soft giddy chime of silver bells.
Xie Lian leans in for a proper kiss, and if he doesn't stop now, he knows he won't be able to bring himself to for a long while but he cannot help it.
Xie Lian loves him. Loves him more than anything in this world. Needs him more than his own convictions. Cherishes him more than any gift, any treasure, anyone and anything that exists.
Xie Lian loves him, adores him, and finally, finally, they get to be free together.
This moment feels almost as grand as their wedding day. Almost as freeing as the day they confessed their feelings to each other. Almost as enlightening as the day Xie Lian realized he didn't have to be alone anymore, never again.
And all this is owed to one goal accomplished over years which led them to hurting, to healing, to redemption.
And that goal was the removal of Xie Lian's shackles.
--
The shackles were a cage Xie Lian did not anticipate to have ever willingly removed. They were a symbol of his penance, of his guilt. They were a reminder of who he almost became, a cautionary tale of past mistakes to not be repeated.
They were an homage to a ghost he'd thought forever gone from this plane of existence.
Dispersed by Xie Lian's own hand.
--
And yet here they are.
Meeting Hua Cheng a few centuries after his second ascension and subsequent fall from grace, they had become fast friends and, eventually (after some long months throughout which Xie Lian was trying his best not to act out in jealousy, a not so fun event in which he was traped inside mount Tonglu during the most tumultuous of times, a fall through the roof of a cave filled with his armed image of stone - barely not getting skewered on any of the princes holding swords - and a few heartfelt confessions) stopped hiding from each other.
Growing into their new relationship meant getting well acquainted with each other's trauma and triggers. It meant they always wanted to help the other heal and overcome what brought them down.
It meant digging into old wounds. It meant confessions to each other, like the full reason for Xie Lian's shackles. Like Hua Cheng's death upon the war-torn grounds. Like the attempts on both their lives by their own hands.
Throughout that process, they discovered the cursed shackles on Xie Lian were directly linked to his desire to let go of old hurts or decide his actions were justified after all.
But only one of those choices would release them fully. And it's not the one Heaven should endorse.
(That was the first part of a puzzle they didn't know they were piecing together at the time.)
The artifact which helped them figure out as much was then used to figure out how to fully release them through the preferable requirement they wished to pursue. And the answer? Spiritual power.
Brute forcing them open with just spiritual power was possible but not preferable.
So after some discussion and arguing each point ("No, I will not risk you to remove shackles I've already been wearing for over five centuries", "But, Dianxia, you shouldn't suffer while you're trying to heal!", "Then you can lend me a little spiritual power and luck whenever I need it." "..." "Please, San Lang. I don't want to lose you again.", "Never. ... Very well. But I will lend you some every day, as much as you need.") they reached a consensus.
----
Here they are. Both the healthiest and happiest they've been in a while. Both's cultivation at its peak (Xie Lian having picked a new method long before). And both well aware that Heaven and Jun Wu aren't quite as they seem.
Fourteen years of healing and even more building a life together.
And now someone was trying to take it away from them. Someone had foolishly tried to take away Xie Lian's heart and soul through a simple swing of a mediocre blade.
He shatters it with the twitch of his fingers.
(Unnoticed by our favorite prince, the swing was fully charged with spiritual power and the blade was far from mediocre.)
--
Hua Cheng is having the time of his life, being peppered with kisses and held in his beautiful God's arms as if he's the most precious being in this world.
Yes, he is kissed often and just as lovingly. Yes, his husband often tells and shows him how much he cherishes Hua Cheng. Yes, they have been married for over two decades now.
No, he will not ever "be normal" about his only God and beloved.
He willingly drowns in the happiness and domesticity of the moment, when, as should have been expected, Heaven ruins it.
Puqi shrine is struck by lightning and Hua Cheng, though not its target, is pulled along for the ride.
--
Hua Cheng takes it all back, this is hilarious.
Hua Cheng is still in his husband's arms while he witnesses up close all those martial gods' hopes and dreams shatter with barely a movement from Dianxia.
Hua Cheng's husband is the best, of course. He hopes all of them drown in the vinegar they're clearly drinking.
Then one god finally speaks up.
"Xie Lian Dianxia, we are trying to help you finish off this foul ghost while you still have him incapacitated! We are not trying to harm you!"
"Fool!" Another one shouts, "Don't you see he's defending it!? He's nothing but a traitor!"
And before Hua Cheng could release his wraith butterflies and teach this trash a lesson about insulting his God, Ruoye is wrapping him up like a present and tossing him into a nearby pond.
"Do not call my husband an it."
Ah, yes. He thinks he'll actually sit back and enjoy the show this time. He'll interfere if needed but clearly Xie Lian has it all handled.
--
What proceeds to happen after that is a chaos of unimaginable magnitude.
All who heard that claim upon the red clad calamity let out a cry of outrage, of disbelief, of fury. And suddenly Xie Lian is being mobbed by anyone and everyone who has ever been martially trained, even tangentially.
(Ignored goes Feng Xin's protests and theorizing that Xie Lian must have been drugged or influenced somehow by the calamity.)
The gods think that this is their only chance of striking down Crimson Rain. He hasn't even tried fighting back himself yet and he's too proud and too volatile to let all the insults they've been hurling at him pass. He must be injured or weakened! And their only obstacle now is this disgraced god of trash and failure.
They can do it. Kill two birds with one stone.
It's going to be their only chance to try.
--
All martial gods but one have been downed. Their weapons in pieces, non-lethal wounds incapacitating them, their pride utterly broken by a God who should have been barely a man. Barley anything above filth, undeserving of notice or care of any kind.
The only possible reason for his power must be the Red Calamity. It must be! But... Didn't they conclude that the supreme is currently powerless?
Then how? How could it be they were all defeated? Even the strongest of martial gods could barely put up a fight anymore. Where is the heavenly emperor anyway!?
--
Feng Xin is speechless looking upon the carnage caused by his former prince. No one is dead, yet Heaven has truly been taken down. If His Highness wanted it, he could probably stage a full takeover now but... Feng Xin doesn't believe that is something Xie Lian had ever anticipated nor planned to happen upon his ascension.
Mighty Heaven was practically taken down by a man with one hand tied behind his back.
Mu Qing, you arrogant prick, he thinks fondly (even though Mu Qing isn't even in Heaven now), that's why Xie Lian was called the strongest once upon a time. Idiot.
What need does Xie Lian have for his protection? From Hua Cheng who would have killed those gods without hesitation? Yet Xie Lian hadn't. All Hua Cheng had done this entire time was lounge like a spoiled cat in the sun on His Highness' shoulders. Idiot. Such an idiot.
Feng Xin lowers the bow he never even once fired.
He feels like he has barely grown or changed at all over these past few centuries.
--
Xie Lian lowers his sword and exhales a short breath. Finally, it's over.
That was actually pretty fun. He hasn't had the opportunity to fight quite like that in a bit. Maybe once he tries to smooth things over a bit, the martial gods would be willing to do this with him again?
He absentmindedly remembers that he is, in fact, still holding Hua Cheng in one arm and let's him gently down at last. He looks up ready to apologize for unnecessarily manhandling him for so long but doesn't get far before Hua Cheng starts speaking.
"Wow! Gege is truly so impressive! Fighting all in Heaven and winning! And defending my honor besides! Truly, my God is the only one worth the title!"
"Ah, San Lang, please don't exaggerate..."
"Not at all. Gege knows I am always sincere with him."
"San Lang! ... Well, now that the coast is clear, how about we go home?"
"As Dianxia wishes."
And with that, the Ghost King throws two dice on the ground and the two disappear.
--
Are... Are they for real?
Shi Qingxuan who had arrived at the tail end of the confrontation thinks to himself.
They are going to leave now? Just like that??
And indeed they did.
The Ghost King who had been delicately carried for who knows how long at this point, is now standing on his own feet and towering over His Highness' smaller form.
How had he managed to carry him let alone fight while carrying him with such ease was beyond Shi Qingxuan. His Highness Xie Lian looks practically dwarfed next to Hua Cheng.
One might wonder and worry for his safety if they didn't know any better. Shi Qingxuan thinks everyone knows better right now.
The Ghost throws a pair of dice and soon the couple disappear and stop marring Heaven's main pavilion.
But... Why??
After interrogating a few civil gods who had hidden themselves behind bushes, under tables and into a large vase (how???), he finds out the true reason behind carnage was thanks to a few foolhardy (impulsive, moronic, feeble minded-) martial gods who thought they could "kill two birds with one stone" and attacked on sight.
This is going to create a lot of paperwork...
But ah well. That seems like an interesting tale! A love story if you will! The fearsome Ghost King and the God he calls husband and worships. How romantic!
Maybe there's hope for negotiations of peace between the ghost realm and Heaven if they manage to properly pitch the idea to His Highness...?
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