*shakes my bag of treats* IM BACKKK!!! i've been so busy with work but i have more headcannons. i also wrote a bit more abt jotaro bc i finished stone ocean and .. i'm coping. also steel ball run tomorrow :D
my little gender neutral chibi thing .. how i love u
resides in the cujoh household w/ emporio i don’t make the rules
jotaro often goes to them for their research stuff, like yeen gotta go out to the ocean anymore the source is at the crib!!!
thinks that boneless pizza is a real thing (i know this is dumb but i think it’s hilarious)
josuke sees a lot of mikitaka-isms in them ..
firm believer of the jolyfoomes throuple shit but also .. mikifighters
jolyne probably taught them how to penny board bc .. it was 2011 at one point and penny boarding was a huge thing back then
likes that really soft slushy ice, yk the kind where you don’t freeze the water all the way and bang it on the counter to watch it freeze? yeah that stuff
probably ate lip gloss or the eos lip balms .. like who didn’t do that at one point
really liked those stupid youtube poop videos that were everywhere on the internet at one point, along with keyboard cat and the heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa video
firm believer of the facebook mom-esque side of foo fighters along with jolyne and hermes. they would run farmville like the NAVY.
prettiest princess in the mafia with THEE most lethal bob known to mankind (firm believer of transfem bruno)
,,probably owns a snuggie .. god forbid a girl be warm and cozy 🙄
mhm mhm let me not forget my big cruella deville coat everytime i step out the house
knows how to cook like a professional, probably taught the children a few things when passing by in local neighborhoods
you’ll never see her without a glass of red wine in her hand, professional wine mom imo. kinda likes cocktails but rarely drinks them
i see her owning a rabbit .. rabbit lady bruno <3
HAS A GARDEN. fresh grown herbs sitting on the windowsill
probably grew her hair out at one point in time but eventually cut it into her signature bob when she got older
if she didn’t get cursed before the events of part five, she would probably check on giorno often. like you’re 15 years old and head honcho of the italian mafia you should be playing toys!!!
big fan of savory meals like eggplant parmigiana.. but will eat sweets every now and then depending on the mood
always has on a statement earring, like you’re walking out the house with these big ass flower shaped earrings that probably add like 5 pounds to your ear. ik that shit HURT after taking them off
often sitting by the window just looking at the sky, d1 daydreamer over here
seal lover. no i'm not gonna elaborate on that.
AFRO-ITALIAN MISTA. i don’t make the rules
probably has luscious curly hair under that hat .. or like short finger waves.
had nightmares after part five, especially seeing bruno, abbachio, and narancia die. couldn’t sleep for a few months i bet
often oversees the meetings that giorno has but gets annoyed when they go on for too long, like bruh i’m tryna feed MY STAND!!!!
1000% took what trish said in account when they swapped bodies while trying to fight diavolo
trish kinda sees him as the dumb older brother .. but she likes hanging out with him every now and then
definitely has a nose and lip ring
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear headass 💀💀 like he has an obscene amount of body hair .. but it’s not in a unkept way if that makes sense
bunch of healed bullet wounds from all the fights he was in
somewhat religious .. methinks?? idk but he doesn’t go to church as much like his youth
always sat pussy facing the world for some reason .. like baby, is there not an option to close your legs??
oh my afro-latina princess .. my meow meow
i feel like her family ancestry somehow ties back to the pillar men if you really look at her design in both the manga and anime
knows how to cook a MEANNN pot of jambalaya, like she has a culinary background ofc she’s gonna show up and show out in the kitchen
always on that damn phone either on facebook or myspace, always hitting the mom pose for some reason and taking mirror photos or posting those TGIF photos that was on every persons facebook at one point in time during the mid 2000s
either has her hair in medium length braids or wears it in its natural curly state
SMELLS SO NICE. def wears mango mandarin from bath and body works or sweet pea.
has a taste for something salty, like sour cream and onion chips or spiced peanuts.
considers emporio her little brother in a way
has a tattoo on her ankle and possibly got a sleeve tattoo
reminds me of every somewhat rich auntie that everybody wanted to stay with at one point
the one friend who has a purse full of stuff that is oddly convenient when going out with jolyne and f.f.
loves her a cup of hibiscus tea, doesn’t matter if it’s hot or cold
always does ‘sana sana colita de rana’ if jolyne is bitching about her stomach hurting or smthn
big fan of browsing in craft stores
will sometimes do jolyne’s hair if she’s feeling lazy
always had the music choice channel on while doing her hair or cooking. will forever mourn that channel
where to start with this .. evil little creature.
obviously he did had some respect for jonathan before taking his body at the end of part one, even though he made his life a living HELL just for the game .. but even the most evil mf can have respect.
probably got wine drunk and cried during part three thinking about jonathan and possibly how things could've went smoother between the two of them
i feel like he was uber close to his mother .. definitely not his dad dario brando can go to super hell for all i care
this is more like a 'hey, what if dio had some sort of resolution during stardust crusaders' type of scenario BUT .. i have a strong feeling he would be like that one family member that shows up every now and then before falling off the face of the earth again or would sometimes send random gifts out of the blue bc he has money like that somehow
probably tried to rekindle with giorno after finding out he's running the mafia, but it didn't go well. you can’t expect your 15 year old son to forgive you after abandoning him and his mother before he was even born and suddenly you want a relationship?? girl bye
always has on some strong ass cologne .. like baby i can smell you down the BLOCK WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON
he probably does a lot of self care .. like he's always in a robe and some sort of face mask if a vampire can practice self care, you can too.
big cat person, the brando family are cats. his movements are very cat-like if you truly think about it.
dio reminds me a lot like HIM from the powerpuff girls .. flamboyant man ..
going into the jonathan and jotaro similarities here, but i feel like before dio exploded or when he was into bits and pieces, he probably got flashbacks to seeing jonathan so young like that .. especially when he was in that body bag getting ready to turn into ashes .. idk i’m in my feelings recently about my little stinkies
i can also see him sitting in that big ass mansion with a cat on his lap like ‘m’yes .. i was expecting you, jotaro kujo..’ then turns around and he’s sitting like an old comic book villain petting his cat. it’s dumb i know but think about it for a second
oh my pookie bear .. the world doesn’t deserve you.
very puppy-like, i feel like the joestars are mainly a dog family, they don’t hate cats, but they consider dogs to be very loyal and friendly, like them :3
probably helped speedwagon out somehow like leaving him a small amount of the joestar fortune to help him go to college or something bc times were tough at one point, like you gotta understand this man was living in the SLUMS AND KILLING PEOPLE. eventually that gave him the idea to go to america to strike oil and create the speedwagon foundation later on in the series, he wanted his friend to have a good education and a legacy 😭 MY SWEETHEART
yk when dio ambushed him and erina on the boat? i feel like he also told erina to make sure speedwagon stayed safe along with the baby that ended up being lisa lisa, plus george joestar II.
if he was still alive, he probably would’ve spoiled joseph rotten. but disciplined him somehow but not how his father did when he was a child, like you mean to tell me you believed this blonde child you adopted over your own son that you’ve known your whole life??? that’s why your medicine got swapped out and you DIED. stupid.
not a big fan of alcohol such as beer, more of a wine or mead drinker imo
would’ve LOVED giorno. well, he would love every single descendant of the joestar bloodline in some way shape or form
he def would see quite a bit of himself in jotaro methinks. if you really look at star platinum, you can see a slight resemblance of jonathan somehow. that’s a popular fan theory and i somewhat ran with that idea bc it makes sense in a way if you truly think abt it. like the contrast between the world and star platinum is kinda similar to part 1. like the classic good vs evil trope.
also!!! baby jotaro’s design, he kinda has very jonathan like hair if you squint
my little chunky monkey jonathan, but he’s still muscular in a way. big papa pickle ..
big fan of smooching erina a lot bc that’s his princess!! let him love on her forever and ever! love me some jonaeri .. really wished we got to see a lot more of them together
kinda considered the baron zepelli as his father figure whilst learning hamon .. that boy has daddy issues and you know it.
let’s be non-binary like papa!! like araki meant to make giorno a girl but didn’t, so i say the baby is non-binary #why so queerious ..
DIO genes kicked in more as he got older, but didn’t fully get the vampire-esque aspect of it. his hair did grow out a bit and probably got fangs
probably met up with jotaro fully in person through some connection with koichi. how?? idk?? but it worked out in his favor. he asked him about what his father was like and if he was a good person. obviously jotaro didn’t hold back and told him the truth, giorno accepted the fact that his father brought a lot of pain and misfortune to the joestar bloodline leading to this ‘curse' that basically started out with jonathan and dio’s past
luckily, he and jotaro kept in touch, eventually prompting him to meet josuke and jolyne at the time.
i would say that he and josuke had that sibling rivalry moment bc .. you gotta impress your nephew who just so happen to be older than you somehow, right? like they essentially have the same type of stand but different aspects and abilities that could give them that extra push somehow, yk what i mean? pls tell me you know what i mean ..
probably a big fan of bitter foods or drinks, like you’re out here drinking a full cup of black coffee at 15 and for what? go get you a glass of cranberry juice and sit yo ass down
if jotaro had a business trip or smthn and couldn’t find a sitter at the last minute, giorno would probably volunteer and spoil the HELL out of jolyne .. like you mean to tell me i gotta take all these toys and clothes home knowing DAMN WELL her luggage won’t fit all that? cmon now ..
reconnected with fugo afterwards, like that’s homegirl
will sometimes speak with polnareff and asked him a bit more about his time with jotaro and the others, along with sherry
with baby jolyne, well, moreso toddler jolyne, he would probably pretend like he’s doing magic to make random insects come out of thin air. he’d be like ‘watch this’ then BOOM! butterfly came out of the palm of his hand. david copperfield ain’t got shit on giorno giovanna tbh.
very very sleep deprived after defeating the boss. like you put this high schooler through HELL in the span of 9 days? LET HIM GO TO BED WTF!! grown ass adults beefing with a child go get a real fucking job.
probably got involved with the spw foundation somehow, maybe.
him and smolyne .. my beloveds .. he def put her in one of those little baby harnesses and often does his work with her there
DAD BOD. i am a firm believer of the dad bod jotaro train bc he deserves to be himself and let go
FATHER DAUGHTER NAP TIME!!! they both snore loud as hell, earth shattering snores over here, buzzsaw even.
put her in one of those little starfish onesies bc he thought it was kyoot
tried doing her hair when it started growing out and eventually settled on two little itty bitty pigtails
jotawife (a lot of people think her name would be marina but i’ll stick with jotawife for now) would always catch them doing something stupid and immediately took a picture for their little scrapbook
jotaro asked josuke to babysit a few times when he’s really busy, grunkle josuke #real
star platinum feels SO BAD when jotaro has to leave jolyne alone with either holly or josuke bc .. dats his baby too you guys #papa platinum and dadtaro
always hummed to jolyne to help her fall asleep bc she was sometimes a very fussy baby and often fought sleep like most babies do, like girl you’re not missing anything GO TO SLEEP!
jolyne stole jotaro’s whole face when she was born. like you nailed the little pout and scowl down to a science you are definitely your father’s child!
also a chubby cheeked baby just like her damn daddy ..
anyways, college jotaro time! favorable of night classes bc, fuck early morning classes i don’t plan on waking up THAT EARLY to do some work i was doing in high school.
while in morioh with josuke, he was going to the nearby beaches to conduct research and would go early in the morning just to watch the sunrise, bc its peaceful
star platinum would help him doodle the creatures he would find. remember how star platinum knows how to draw? yeah
with oldseph, he’ll accompany him and shizuka bc you gotta spend time with your aunt too bruh josuke will be fine.
def helped jouske with his homework inbetween story arcs bc you know damn well that boy was NOT going to class on a daily basis like that
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