xie lian. you agree. reblog

i hope you all know me as your dear mutual dragonfucker moth

Depends... Have you successfully fucked a dragon or is that still wishful thinking?

i will have lesbian sex with a dragon before 2027.

(yelling into an empty cave) there should be sex somewhere out there!! (shadowy figure emerges from the darkness) (it’s me but evil) good golly! it’s real! (shadowy self shakes its head) nooope. sit down we’re playing card games. (we play a match) (it loses) ok now we’re fucking as your reward for winning get ready for the night of your life. (sex ensues) ok what would have happened if i had lost i ask my shadow self. (it grins and unzips itself to reveal an eviler, more shadowy self) i would’ve ripped you apart limb from limb and killed you probably. hey. hey wait where are your clothes we just put those back on. wait

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

really fucked that i won’t ever get to experience my dick getting sucked. nerfed with the wrong fucking equipment man

Nba announces next year of basketball will be dedicated to a "bug princess" type of move

@adhdo5

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

imagine you’re the cute new pet for some kind of entity and it gives you a new pretty outfit but you’re too embarrassed to say you like it. so when it asks if you like its gift and you avoid eye contact and feel your face grow warm or whatever, it grips your chin and makes you look at it. then it asks again. you shake your head no. the grip grows tighter and it says say it. use your words. and when you finally muster enough willpower to say you like it, the entity shifts its hand gripping your chin to your head and pets you

challenging all white women to put in even half the effort they spend on fearmongering to other white women about parking lot abductions to instead support MMIWG initiatives if they want to actually make a difference in protecting women

Beautiful women named “flash flood warning” in my area. I’m going to go outside to meet them <3

U guys are soooo boring and also hate lesbians.

deeply misunderstood lesbians with weird gender I love you. Everyone else read a book or something

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

Beefleaf is about grief ... U know that right?