kevin day apologist

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

you should get an extra 12-3am for writing fanfic

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning

I love the Raven Cycle because Gansey really just had a huge special interest and made it EVERYONES problem

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

also i know objectively that if another team's star player was in stalled out contract negotiations for a year just to settle at the last minute on 1 year x $12m days before an arbitration hearing i Would find it dumb & hilarious and would perhaps even delight in making fun of them because perhaps they'd deserve to be made fun of. However. everyone else should stay out of the stars' business on this one for me personally please & thank you. robo as a tyler rookie is simply exercising his right to wait for his mom (tyler) to die (have his $9.8m get taken off the books) so he can get his inheritance (long-term contract) which is a nuance that everyone who does not know our cap is forgetting 😔

Sex is only valuable for it's artistic or comedic merit

*sighs* okay, fine, I'll top you again. But it had better be thought-provoking or at least funny.