fish tube euphoria

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

Haha yeah eww no thanks

That’s a bug

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

theres a beautiful new rumour about town and theyre calling it a friday

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

you can enter the most hyper-specific search terms into this website and it will literally always return kpop gif sets, sims mods, and second person imagine fan fiction about a piece of media you’ve never heard of in your fucking life

im inhaling enough hopeberries to kill a fully grown doubtpig

pretending?

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy