Nyx

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

put fish sauce in it!! chopped garlic!! sriracha! vegetable tempura! pork belly! sprouts!

Also! You can crack an egg directly into the boiling ramen! I usually wait until the noodles are soft but not fully cooked, crack a couple eggs in, then let it cook for only an extra minute or two. I don't actually have a logical issue with raw egg, but my brain gets grossed out if the whites aren't fully cooked, so cook it for less time if you want it a bit more runny, or more time if you want the yolk fully cooked as well. Whether you stir it or not is fully up to you, I get paranoid about the eggs burning, so I stir the ramen shortly after dropping in the eggs!

What if it was never an iceberg. Maybe that spot just does that

like to charge, reblog to cast

My neighbor told me the Titantic keeps eating his sea fairing billionaires so I asked how many billionaires he has and he said he just goes to the stock market to get new billionaires afterwards so I said it sounds like he is feeding billionaires to the titanic and his daughter started cheering

I can't wait for Markiplier's horror submarine movie to come out so we can all point at it and be like "there's literally a movie that tells you not to keep doing this!"

Happy pride, my only goal this month is to not let you forget for a fucking second that this website is transphobic and horrible down to its core. Don’t give them money, make an absolute stink about the fact that their CEO personally permabanned a trans woman, leaked all her sideblogs, then chased her to Twitter to pursue a personal vendetta. Remember that this is not a safe place for the queer community, and that has nothing to do with us, the queer members of the userbase, and everything to do with the continuing actions of Tumblr’s staff.

HEY GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AGAIN BTW

Remember when people got mad at me when I said “if you can’t even name 10 trans men activists from the 1980s-2010s I don’t think any of your takes about trans men and our experiences have any value imo. Especially if you aren’t a trans man.” And then people got mad at me?? Like damn sorry I expect people to know a little history before they talk about a group of people .

This is like the time some trans dudes on Reddit got mad at me bc I asked them if they read any transfeminist works bc their ideas about trans women and their experiences were very weird… like I don’t think it’s that crazy of an idea to think people should read and learn about a group before they try to speak/advocate for that group…

Yeahhhh…