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Well fuck me. This is way I hate the EU.

Yep spot on

No they are not the same person

The cat on his back is the best thing ever

This is so beautiful I am crying right now

Why does this seem to happen to snakes so often compared to other animals? I mean, you don’t see this happen to dogs or cats very often but snake embryos seem almost eager to mix it up every once in a while and pull a two-for-one deal in the head department.

Can you imagine the arguments!

One thought real quick: two-headed dinosaurs

@magicturtle two headed dinosaurs seems like something you’d be down for.

Um not to put a dampener on the idea of two headed dinos but aren’t dinosaurs closer to birds and birds most likely don’t have two heads.

Birds are reptiles! That sounds insane, but let me explain. Biologists use a system to classify animals called the phylogenetic system, which means animals are grouped together based on their ancestry. In this way, birds are reptiles because they’re more closely related to reptiles than anything else, crocodiles in particular. In fact, crocodiles are more closely related to birds than they are to lizards. The first groups of reptiles evolved about 300 million years ago. About 40 million years later,  a group of reptiles called therapsids branched off, which eventually became modern mammals. Other groups of reptiles split off over the next 120 million years, one branch being the dinosaurs. These dinosaurs were only distantly related to modern snakes, lizards, and turtles, groups that had split off at different times. But 65 million years ago there was a massive extinction event, and all dinosaurs were killed except for a single group of feathered dinosaurs. These evolved over the next 65 million years into modern birds. So birds are dinosaurs, and dinosaurs were reptiles, and thus birds are reptiles.

Additionally, there were two-headed dinosaurs! Well, at least one. That we know of. I can’t add the picture bc mobile but here’s a link: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/12/061226-two-heads_2.html

Just wanted to point out that Hyphalosaurus is not a dinosaur. It’s a kind of choristodere, a type of reptile whose exact relations are uncertain.

I love two headed snakes

This reaminds me of the Moon Nazis from Iron Sky

FREAKIN BEAR IN THE BIG BLUE HOUSE.

*cHOKES ON DRINK*

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

thats the kind of thing i would love to just have in a little jar on my shelf so that when people came over they would be really unnerved by the mysterious shifting blob i have in a flask and i would refuse to acknowledge its existence

This is some John Henry shit right here.

wow

Dashrath Manjhi

This post got so much better since the last time I reblogged it omg!!!

oh my god!!!!

That mountain didn’t not know who it was fucking with.

@wearepaladin don’t know if you’ve seen this but I figured it’s up your alley.

Yes it is much better

DRIFTING

Holy SHIT

THIS IS AMAZING