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@anarmyofcanons
✘ I know it’s been a hot minute since I disappeared, but I have finally had a moment to come on here and update my semi-hiatus to a full one. A lot’s been going on, but hopefully it’ll settle soon. I’m not sure how many of y’all are still around and wanna keep going, but I love all of y’all that have given these horribly annoying little muses some play time. Hopefully, I’ll see y’all soon. ✘
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An Interrogation
① ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE ?
Two Aztec goddesses. Itzpapalotl and Xochiquetzal. Changed my last name to Khoury (mom’s maiden name) after high school. And Dixon . . .well, I married one.
② WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED ?
When I had to put my mom down.
③ DO YOU HAVE KIDS ?
Yep. Never wanted them before, wouldn’t go without now.
④ DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT ?
I don’t know. Do I?
⑤ WHAT’S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE ?
Weapons, mannerisms, posture. Daryl, it was his eyes and then his butt. (@mausoleummuses)
⑥ WHAT’S YOUR EYE COLOR ?
Brown.
⑦ SCARY MOVIE OR HAPPY ENDING ?
Scary, I guess. Disney before anything else though.
⑧ ANY SPECIAL TALENTS ?
Tattooing? Patching bullet wounds? Fixing bikes? Painting Daryl’s back?
⑨ WHERE WERE YOU BORN ?
Seattle
⑩ WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES ?
Painting. . . Mauling Jumbo.
⑪ DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS ?
I had a farm before the apocalypse. Six dogs of my own, two cats, two goats, a pig, horses, chickens, cows. Daryl had his own dog, too. Shame.
⑫ WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY/HAVE YOU PLAYED ?
I tried volleyball and rugby in school. Wasn’t feeling the athletic thing. Did better at track.
⑬ HOW TALL ARE YOU ?
Short enough that I’m not telling you. Which is why they call me Itzy.
⑭ DREAM JOB ?
Already had it before all this. My own tattoo parlor and an illegal clinic in the back.
⑮ FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL ?
Art.
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Tagging: @vyrulent @historypowered @galaxysought @kiiteiru @mausoleummuses @fidelissimi @gcverncr
@anarmyofcanons said:
“ you startin’ to see things different?” {{ Fiona Gallagher to David Hale }}
❝ just because i agree with the sons on something doesn’t mean i see them any differently. now unlike unser i am not going to be bought. i will do what’s right for this town. i agree that zobelle needs to go, but i plan to go about it the legal way. and if i catch jax or any of the others doing something illegal i will in fact arrest them. ❞ he does have mixed feelings when it comes to the club. he hates what wayne has done over the years, letting them get away with so much, bringing shit to this town. but he also knows crime in charming was lower than it could be if you exclude the sons contribution to the rate.
❝ Who said for you to be bought off? All I’m asking is if you realize that they’re not completely bad for this town. Put em in cuffs. I’m sure they’re so used to it that it’s a kink now. ❞ It wasn’t obvious that he was torn, but she could guess that he was. Fiona was new to Charming, but she’d been travelling around California and they definitely had lower crime rates than most of the places she’d been in. It’d actually been shocking after being in Chicago for so long. ❝ So what’s the plan? Or can civilians not hear it? ❞ There was something about Hale that reminded her of Tony Markovich. Was it just that they were cops or that they were similar in a few ways? Physically, they were completely different, but their similar demeanor had her trying to become friends with David. Maybe she missed home more than she realized.
vyrulent // lawrence . talbot
Sweet, sweet innocent and naive Belle. He’d killed so many when the wolf took hold. How he wished that such a curse did not hang over him, did not stain his skin with such an ugly scar. He’d loved Gwen so deeply yet it was for the best that he was free from her. It was best she live her life; find love well away from any Talbot interference.
There were so many secrets he wished that he could tell her but the beast inside gripped him, kept his mouth shut. Belle needn’t know the darkest of thoughts that sometimes fell upon his mind at the beast’s behest.
“You…you really think there’s something,” his words uncertain as if he could hardly believe her. He had reason to not believe such things existed. A curse such as this was a powerful one, so said the old woman. “I’ve read every book and I’ve found nothing.” Desperation touched his words. He needed her assurance. No matter what he thought he knew, he needed someone to hope, to hope for the best for him. Such care had never been bequeathed to him. He needed it more than he had ever thought. He needed to hear her say those beautiful words that there was hope for him yet.
Sweet, innocent and naive weren’t things she would call herself. They weren’t things she believed she was anymore. No, she was honest and brave and reckless at times. Belle knew all about how a wolf could kill, knew he likely had crimson hands, but she still wanted to help him. There was something in her that made her want to help those like him. And worse. If he tried to push her away, it wouldn’t work. Another way to describe her was definitely stubborn or relentless. Determined. She’d set her mind to helping him and she’d be damned if someone or something was going to stop her.
If he ever found himself able to share those darkest parts of himself, she wouldn’t turn away from him, she wouldn’t judge him for it. All she would do is listen and accept it, it was his past after all.
❝ There has to be. ❞ And if there wasn’t, she’d find a way to make something. But surely how they helped Ruby, Lawrence could be helped as well. ❝ We’ll start with Granny. See how and where she had the cloak made for Ruby. It really works, I promise. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. ❞ Rather than releasing the hand she’d just pressed a gentle kiss to, she took it in her own and held it, squeezing it reassuringly. ❝ I know that we can find what you need. Don’t lose hope. Don’t get discouraged. Trust me. ❞
altarsburning // queen . isabella
he is offered a faint smile from the french woman for his kind flattery, and she props her chin in her hand to appraise him better. ‘ oui, but maybe a woman does not desire a king. ‘ she sat back, smoothing her hands over her skirts. ‘ maybe a woman does not want to be second to a country, oui? ‘
❝ You make a fair point. So few seem to see it as you do. ❞ A more sincere smile graced his lips, enjoying the wisdom in her words. ❝ What would a woman such as yourself want then? Is there better fare I can help you to find? ❞ he asked with the utmost politeness possible. He just wasn’t sure what she was looking for. It wouldn’t be the first time someone had befriended or flirted with him to use him as a stepping stone. That was something he was definitely growing used to. ❝ A few moments of your company and I become a slave to your whims, ❞ he teased. ❝ I would prefer to keep your company longer. ❞
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depthswept // crowley
❛ mmm, ❜ he hums softly when she makes that comment about paving the way. hearing that she got the information out of an angel transforms into a grin, especially when she asks about delivering him as if he were a present. crowley watches the demon before him, ❛ i’d be delighted, if you did, ❜ he hums.
❝ Consider it done. ❞ Quickly leaving her boss’s side, she went in search of her target. Not that it was difficult. Bela was one of the few that was always able to find him, and she was the only demon sharing his bed. It amused her since they all knew how Lucifer hated demons, but she’d somehow found her way into it. While the lead up was the usual, she managed to get the target into a far more compromising position than normal using her new concoction. Otherwise, he would never have let her hog tie him. Bound in the special restraints, ball gag in mouth, and missing quite a few pieces of clothes; Bela dropped the archangel at Crowley’s feet. ❝ As promised. Though I wouldn’t let anyone near him this time, sir. Never know who’s really on his side. ❞
shefiights // carol . peletier
❝ pretty lady huh? down boy. ❞ carol didn’t know how to define her relationship with negan. somehow she’d become a favorite, pretty high in rank fairly quickly, which was funny considering she’d killed three of his men that first fateful meeting. she supposed she was lucky he didn’t kill her on the spot, let her work to repay that debt. carol was appreciated here, her skills were an asset to the saviors. ❝ you gotta do what you gotta do i guess. but i still have to work out my anger. ❞ and she’s on her way out of the compound with her leader in tow. ❝ tell me negan, shouldn’t you save those compliments for your wives? ❞
❝ You gonna punish me if I don’t? ❞ he teased, laughing his full-bodied laugh. While he hadn’t been happy that she’d killed his men, he gained a bit of respect for her that day. And an interest in her and her activities. ❝ I can think of a few ways to work out that anger of yours. ❞ A chuckle sounded as he shrugged, waiting for her next comeback. Their back and forth entertained him, he enjoyed how candid she was with him. ❝ They don’t care about compliments. You’re more deserving of them anyways. ❞ He knew how his wives felt about him. All he cared was that they did what was agreed upon. They didn’t have to love him or even like him. But Carol. She was different. No, she wasn’t a wife of Negan, she’d never be like those women. ❝ I’m gonna let you run lead on this one. Get your pound of flesh and maybe a little more. ❞
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❝ everything has its consequences. ❞ {{ Loki to Strange }}
❝ you realize how strange that is coming from someone like you. the way you’ve behaved in the past would display you care nothing of the consequences to your actions. ❞ in fact it sounded an awful lot like loki was trying to threaten him. which would be a grave mistake. stephen could make the asgardian fall for the rest of time if need be.
❝ What do you know of the consequences I’ve faced? ❞ Loki bit back. He highly doubted that Strange knew what he’d lost, what he’d been put through as part of his punishments. Not that he was willing to share them. They were his own. If there were those that didn’t know, he wanted to keep it that way. It wasn’t a threat though, merely an exhausted warning. Falling for the rest of time would be a far easier punishment than those he’d had dealt by his ‘father’. ❝ I behave as though I have nothing to lose. I do not. Not anymore. Take it from someone who knows, take care what you do next against someone as powerful as him. ❞
@anarmyofcanons said:
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞ {{ Unser to Gemma }}
❝ yeah, after i already pretty much found out myself. point is they should’ve told me right away, instead of trying to hide it. i knew she wouldn’t stay out of jackson’s life. ❞ gemma wasn’t fond of tara since she broke her sons heart. now she’d come back and gotten back into his pants. ❝ my boy’s got shit taste. ❞
While she had a point, he knew exactly why those kids had hidden their rekindled romance from her. He’d known Gemma her entire life, so he understood better than most. ❝ It’s hard to get over your first love, I guess. Heart wants what the heart wants. ❞ Though he didn’t want to piss her off, he hoped that she’d see some reason. He wasn’t sure what she’d end up planning, but he definitely wanted to stay on her good side. ❝ We knew that when he married the druggie. So what are you going to do? ❞
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goddamnmuses // the . blacksmith
He could talk, but this whole not talking thing was more fun. Sitting himself down he looked at her and then pat his lap.
❝ A man of no words. You trying to hook yourself a Valkyrie? ❞ she teased, walking towards him once more. Tamsin found herself unable to keep the smile off her face as she looked down at his lap. ❝ What the Hell. Why not? ❞ the Valkyrie murmured to herself as she gracefully slid into his lap.
Rules: Pick 5 shows, then answer the following questions. Don’t cheat. Tag some people. I was tagged by @historypowered ( thank you, darlin’! XD )
1. Supernatural 2. Lost Girl 3. True Blood 4. Sherlock 5. Sons of Anarchy
Who is your favourite character in 2? Kenzi or Vex
Who is your least favourite character in 1? Mary Winchester {{ no, I don’t like all my muses }}
What is your favourite episode of 4? Probably Season 2, Episode 1. Love me some of The Woman
What is your favourite season of 5? Season . . . 2? Cause it rips my heart out. Every time.
Who is your favourite couple in 3? Sookie & Eric or Hoyt & Jessica
Who is your favourite couple in 2? Kenzi & Hale {{ before it ripped the heart out of my chest }} or Vex & Mark
What is your favourite episode of 1? Yellow Fever or Bad Day At Black Rock
What is your favourite episode of 5? Season 1, Episode 1.
What is your favourite season of 2? Tough choice. Maybe 1?
How long have you watched 1? Since the beginning. 15 years XD
How did you become interested in 3? Read the books and decided to try the show out. So different.
Who is your favourite actor in 4? Benedict Cumberbatch or Lara Pulver
Which do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5? I watch 1 & 5 more than any other show so. . .tie?
Which show have you seen more episodes of - 1 or 3? 1, cause it has sooooo many more seasons than 3. I’ve seen all of both.
If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be?! Irene Adler
Would a crossover between 3 and 4 work? YES! I think it’d be hilarious!
Pair two characters in 1 who would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple? Sam and Lisa, maybe? They both wanted a normal life more than Dean ever did.
Overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5? 5. Definitely.
Which has better theme music, 2 or 4? Well, 4 actually has theme music and 2 doesn’t really since it’s mostly her talking. So. . .4
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❝ I would have dignity and no emotion. ❞ {{ Hera to Zeus }} / / @anarmyofcanons
A dry and humorless smile crosses the king of the gods’ lips as he resists the urge to roll his eyes. “Would? Is that not how you normally carry yourself, my dear?” How he loathes these quarrels with Hera but sometimes these discussions are completely unavoidable. One would think that after being bound together as a married couple for eons, they might have discovered some way to harmoniously solve marital discord but such a solution was as of yet out of sight.
Umber eyes narrowed before lowering. She, too, tired of such fights. They’d had countless over the centuries, and she knew all the ways they’d end after so long. ❝ As I have said before: how could I carry myself with dignity when every time my eyes turn to earth I am greeted by the sight of yet another slight. Each spawn of yours brought into that world seems to be an attempt to take that dignity, my love. And you wonder why my ire knows no bounds when it comes to your indiscretions? Think, my love. To be able to have dignity and no emotion, I would find a peace I have not had in millennia. After all this time, every slight dealt by you still wounds me. ❞ There was little emotion in her voice, repeating words she’d said on so many occasions she could no longer count them.
historypowered // phoebe . halliwell
“Very pleased,” she replied, letting out a soft squeal of surprise when he easily lifted her, her legs wrapping around his waist while her arms snaked around his neck. The penthouse had been their home since the first wedding, and it had offered them some privacy away from her former sisters and Whitelighter. It seemed a shame to let go of it now. However, there was another reason why she preferred living there instead of the Underworld, but she felt it was a topic that needed to be carefully breached with him.
For a while now, she’d noticed something funny with the Seer. Phoebe understood the mistrust at first, but she expected it to wane over time. Instead, it seemed to increase, and she didn’t like the idea of someone doubting her loyalties. A nasty voice in the back of her head was telling her to destroy her husband’s relationship with the Seer, but she also knew the woman’s importance. It was why rather than speak what was on her mind, she chose a different route. For now. “Well, I prefer our home. I know the Underworld’s got its own charm, baby, but I still like to see the sunrise and the sunset.” Phoebe stroked the top of his head and the curve of his pointed ear. “Plus our bed’s comfier here. – you don’t mind, do you?”
The statement that she was indeed pleased had a smile tugging at his dark lips, the expression growing at her surprised sound. A deep chuckle rumbled in his throat as he savored the sensation of her body wrapping around him of her own accord, because she desired him. That amusement and delight he felt might dissipate when she did manage to breach that topic, but he was just enjoying his willing queen in the meantime. Especially with his child growing ever stronger inside her. What greater gift could she give him? And while he would be displeased at the thought that someone could manage to fool him as the seer did, he’d at least hear his queen out. His own ego wouldn’t be so fragile that he wouldn’t at least listen to reason and check into things on his own.
Belthazor could tell that something was on her mind, but he accepted her answer for the moment. ❝ We can have any bed you desire brought to the Underworld, ❞ he murmured. But he did rather enjoy having privacy with her, not having to worry about the Seer or anyone else trying to pop in at inopportune moments. Large clawed hands gently squeezed her butt as he carried her into their bedroom, that smile returning before capturing her lips with his own. ❝ I don’t mind anything that pleases you, ❞ the demon growled, sitting on the edge of the bed. ❝ Was the bed all that you wanted to come home for? ❞
@anarmyofcanons : ❛ I’m the bad guy, duh. ❜ {{ Bela, cause I have no self control }}
a chuckle came from her . “ you’re joking right ? “ and here she expected something – someone different . the archangel looked her over . “ you don’t look like a bad guy . then again – looks are deceiving . are you suppose to be the greatest or something ? “
❝Why would I joke about something like that? Do I look like a comedian? ❞Most demons trembled in the face of an archangel, but Bela was unbothered. After all, she’d already had her way with the most infamous archangel there was. And death, a true and lasting death, wasn’t something she feared. ❝The greatest thief. Rather shit demon, but I get by. Are you supposed to be the big bad now? ❞She’d played all the sides, she’d managed to survive as long as possible, but she wasn’t sure how meeting this particular archangel would go.
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Max couldn’t believe it. He finally understood why his dad got so stupid over the ladies. He was in love totally and utterly in love. Her name was Lucille and she was the only woman he knew that bossed his dad around. After getting a few tips from his old man and Daryl Max headed hunted some squirrels even found a bunny, then he picked some wild flowers before heading back to Hilltop. A quick shower later Max had his hair all done his presents over his arm and in his hand. He had even written a poem that expressed exactly how he felt.
Lucille,
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is sweet I guess
and I don’t want to kill you.
Love,
Max
Taking a deep breath Max left the big house before heading over to Lucille’s trailer. He got his he was going to be brave and tell her just how he felt. Once the door opened he forgot how to speak of course and just awkwardly held the presents in her direction.
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Perhaps bossing his dad around hadn’t been the smartest move, but she’d been thoroughly enjoying herself doing it. The thought of Daryl giving relationship advice or advice on women in general was an amusing and slightly frightening one.
Her day had been spent in a way that was more enjoyable to her. Besides bossing his father around, that was. Lithe alabaster fingers savored the sensation of the cool metal beneath them as she tended to the cache of weapons before her. While no one was really aware she’d gotten most of her collection back, she’d also managed to sneak a few new pieces that didn’t belong to her.
Dark brows furrowed at the knock to her door, Lucille hastily hiding the weapons before padding barefoot over to the door. Furrowed brows rose in surprise as she looked down at Max, unable to process the fact that he was bringing her presents. After a moment of staring at the proffered items, she graciously took them. The flowers made her smile, but it was the rabbit that had her laughing as she thanked him for the thoughtful items. Her face sobered as she read over the poem, not quite sure how to respond.
❝ I am rather glad you do not want to kill me. I would rather not kill you either, ❞ she offered in reply. It was obviously a precarious situation and she really would rather not set him off or reject him in a way that left him dejected. ❝ And sugar is rather sweet, ❞ she murmured with a wink. Perhaps it wasn’t the smartest move, but flirting was just in her nature.
