mother smut

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

if it affected you later on in life, it’s still abuse if no one knew about it, it’s still abuse if someone had invalidated you, it’s still abuse

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love