IDK what I am

since the yearly "certain medications can cause heat intolerance" PSAs are out in full force, let us fondly remember last year when I was at Pennsic (big ass medieval recreation event) and our group was tearing down our giant tent lodge we use for our kitchen and dining hall. and there's a part at the very end where the roof is sort of on the ground, but still tented on a pole in the middle. and someone has to go under there to unhook the roof from the pole. but it's hot as fuck in that part since it's been baking in the sun for two weeks, so it's called "Satan's asshole". which resulted in somebody VERY solemnly telling me, "going into Satan's asshole is NOT a job for somebody on SSRIs"

i should be smoking weed in the forest with the spirits and fairies

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

they should invent an existence where the sweetest, most thoughtful people you've ever met don't suffer an endless series of indignities and injuries at the hands of gormless, self-obsessed monsters

i hate when my disability actually disables me like wtf dude

Sorry I Spent all mY spoons this week already and it's fucking Tuesday. We're heading to the knives

Me getting up for work most days. At least the knives can stick in the ground and hold you up

In the spirit of positivity, I wanted to update this. I got a better job and now I don't need the knives nearly as often.

Congrats 🥰

I love it

This guy seems extremely fucking based

so it takes "inventing the technology behind FitBit" money to own that many fursuits.