Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

please consider donating to the north gaza cruelty-free kitchen/camp + cruelty-free water project

fascinating implications in the usage of this meme format, where typically the top text is an innocuous action or situation expected to have a neutral or positive effect, followed by the cruel and absurd reality revealed in the bottom text. is bad luck brian's true punishment in this torturous scenario his abundance of hope?

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

Really genuinely need to thank this show for having a protagonist over fifty so all the fanbase can imagine his swangly old balls floating up in the jacuzzi like one of those spar platforms that are moored into the seabed and just float upright at the surface of the ocean all monumental and pillarlike and brother im bobbing for them like apples

Takes a big suck off the weed cigarette and holding it so i can blow it as hard as i can up his eureka to get his penis high