Well Snip My Snizzle

weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote

[ID: The image is a quote from Diary by Chuck Palahniuk that says, “your handwriting. the way you walk. which china pattern you choose. it’s all giving you away. everything you do shows your hand. everything is a self portrait. everything is a diary.” End ID]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.

“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me

I have this theory that the more defensive an animal is around their home, the tastier their offspring must be. I came up with this theory two summers ago when my friend and I accidentally stepped on a yellow jacket nest and they proceeded to sting us so incredibly painfully and stalk us to try to finish the job. We barely made it out alive! Since yellow jackets don’t actually make anything tasty like honey, I concluded that there must be something even tastier worth protecting; their offspring. Yellowjacket larvae must be so incredibly delicious and tender that they must not only deliver a powerful sting, but hunt down any trespassers to death. Anyway, I don’t have any evidence for this theory yet but I’m hoping to try it out soon by acquiring a beekeeper costume and grabbing a yellow jacket grub to see what it tastes like

Chat g pt , what did I just eat? (Picture of my belly )

A watched pot never boils. Introducing the pot curtain

my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

this is your first fucking post ???? you invented this gimmick blog just for this fucking post ??????????

just thought id give detecting miatas a try, hooboy its tough so far

thats okay buddy we all start somewhere

if anyone else is wondering, the source is apparently the documentary Butch Mystique!

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower