Optimal Potatoes

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

at what age does being in denial about being asexual become fruitless

at what age does the thoughtful sensitive pervert confront why he hasn’t gone past second base despite ample opportunity

sex with someone you don’t know is scary what if they laugh at you sex with someone you know is basically incest. sex with someone you date requires you to successfully date. + the ocd thought process that if you so much as consider sex with someone you are a perverse pig that deserves to be shot. let’s all just be celibate okay? 💞

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

obsessed with characters who snapped because their circumstances were so fucked that losing it was literally the sanest response