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The (Non-Exhaustive) List of Heated Rivalry Reccs
Since Heated Rivalry has consumed my life, popped onto Threads to ask for the fics that folks would consider god-tier and figured I'd open it up for the tumblr folks as well since LiveJournal has long since vanished into the ether.
If I am missing any that y'all think should be added, please please please let me know!
Completed A Little Less Like Lonely (A Little More Like Home) by Snaptic (Part 2 of Kick At The Darkness ('Til It Bleeds Daylight)) All the
damn, hudson williams gets it [x]
the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert
I KNOW Yuna shot up in bed that night like “DAVID THE ELEVATOR. HE WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR.”

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posting this take on my tumblr too bc i stand by it
no the quinn series is fine it’s good it’s just that i’ve never seen an actor witness what fans were doing to his cervix on ao3 and come back with the constructive criticism that they weren’t making him sob for it enough. i mean i guess it was nice of hudson to provide an extensive reference guide for what his character sounds like whining and whimpering but i wasn’t really expecting him to have improvement notes on how to properly knock shane hollander up is all
This man is a fucking chaos gremlin and I love him for it
Y’all I’m screaming
# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN PT. 02
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

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i'm not crying, you're crying.
this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood
Einstein didn’t even have time to look up from his WATCH
this isn’t what i normally post here but firefox just switched ceos and this “anthony” dumbass is trying to put more “ai” slopware into it, meaning more bloat and privacy loss
if you use this browser you should go to their support forums and complain about it
Everyone knows Ahmed Al Ahmed's name.
It's time to know theirs:
Boris and Sofia Gurman - Russian Jews. The first people who attempted to disarm one of the shooters. They died protecting people.
Reuven Morrison - a 60 year old Jewish man who hurled a brick at one of the shooters to distract him. He was shot and killed.
Edith Brutman - vice president of an anti-prejudice and anti-discrimination committee at B’nai B’rith NSW.
Marika Pogany - an 82 year old Jewish volunteer who assisted Jewish seniors.
10 year old Matilda. A Jewish girl who was shot and killed while playing at the petting zoo.
Dan Elkayam - a French Jew living in Australia who loved soccer.
Rabbi Eli Schlanger - father of five, who promoted dancing with joy to combat antisemitism.
Rabbi Yaakov Levitan - shot while handing out tefillin.
Peter Meagher - retired police officer who was taking photos at the events. Photography was his retirement passion.
Alex Kleytman - a Holocaust survivor who died protecting his wife.
Tibor Weitzen - a Russian Jew known as the "lolli man". He would give confectionery to the children of his shul.
An unidentified 40-year-old man was taken to Royal Prince Alfred Hospital on Sunday but died at the hospital.
And we still have more to be identified.
Update: The unidentified man has been identified as Adam Smyth, a father of four who was walking along the beach with his wife when he was shot.
sometimes you see a story take shape in real time. not the event itself but the narrative that forms around it.
first, the facts: on december 14, 2025, a father-and-son duo attacked a menorah lighting celebration to mark the start of hanukkah in bondi beach. they explicitly targeted a jewish celebration and murdered 15 people and wounded many more. people tried to intervene by fighting off the shooters, and several were shot or lost their lives in the attempt.
you’ve probably heard of ahmed al ahmed, the shopkeeper who seized a gunman’s weapon and forced his retreat, sustaining gunshot wounds in the process. you should also hear about alex kleytman, a holocaust survivor who died saving his wife; reuven morrison, who warned of dangerously rising antisemitism in australia a year before and hurled bricks at the attackers before being shot dead; sofia and boris gurman, a couple who died trying to fend off the attackers; and chaya dadon, a 14-year-old girl who was shot multiple times while shielding younger children with her body. she is in the hospital.
then, the spin:
when the details of the attack became clear, i saw condemnations of the violence. some of them highlighted the explicitly antisemitic nature of the attack. others decided this was really an issue of gun control, or a false flag, or actually a really great thing that they wanted to see more of because the victims belonged to a group that they despised.
i saw a few themes emerge. one was apologetics, a desperate desire to downplay the significance of the attack.
and this weird forced positivity approach of “look at this person who helped other people, even though he is — gasp — muslim and they are jews.” as though muslims and jews are fundamentally at odds, that it’s surprising that human beings would come to the aid of human beings outside their group.
take none of this as a criticism of ahmed, who is objectively a hero and righteous man. he did not ask to be made the symbol of a feel-good story, to be the only thing that many people mention about the attack at all.
and i understand that it is an effort to preempt islamophobic responses to the attack, i do. it’s just that the message, over and over again, makes jews an afterthought in our own story.
it’s not his fault that his gofundme has received more donations than all of the other victims and survivors’ combined. he did risk his life to save others at considerable cost to himself.
but i’m reminded of righteous gentiles, the ones who saved jews in the holocaust. certainly they are worthy of admiration. but there were relatively few righteous gentiles all told, which you might not know considering the many, many movies about them. jews are so rarely seen as the heroes in our own stories.
i think dara horn was wrong: people don’t love dead jews. they’d really prefer not to think about them at all.
is this the story?
i think it’s easier for people to highlight gentile heroism when they don’t want to look at the deeper issues. but this was preventable. this didn’t have to happen at all.

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i think this is probably true of every office, but there's a middle aged woman working in business who doesn't hold any particular place in the chain of command but is Sovereign. i was running support and she has access to more secure network drives than i do. im pretty sure she has an admin account. i was having trouble with my parking pass and my boss just said to talk to kristen- one day later i had parking in any garage on campus. she's not even in charge of parking in our building
This is also true of academia. In pretty much any department of the university — in my experience at least — there’s a person with a small-but-private office and an unassuming title (probably including a word like “secretary” or “assistant”), usually an older woman, and she actually runs the place. Faculty defer to her; department heads come and go, but Jill has been there for thirty years and knows how everything works, and she’s the person you go to if you want to get anything done. You’ll know her because when a professor directs you to her they won’t say “you need to talk to the Office of So-and-So because this falls under their purview”, but “you need to talk to Jill.” Her official job title is basically irrelevant because her actual role is acting as eminence grise for this whole operation.
I’ve personally had the experience where my advisor told me “you should do such-and-such certification, go talk to Jill,” and I went to talk to Jill & she said “actually you can’t do such-and-such because XYZ,” so I went back to my advisor to relay this, and he just kind of shrugged and was like, “well if Jill says no, then it can’t be done” and that was the end of it. Complete veto power, no higher authority to turn to, because the only reason Jill can’t do something is if it’s literally impossible.
Honestly there’s probably a whole dissertation about invisible labor and gender dynamics in there waiting to be written.
Just gonna go ahead and put this here since I have a feeling some folks are gonna need the reminder