hashtag my twig

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

the cusp of what?

I don’t know. But it’s looming.

Would've been better if they were women

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about 'that feel when i dont feed you for a week' you little asshole

it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t