DON'T HURT MY BODYYY

I love ISIS 😌💖💖

Maybe I should give this a try? 😳

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✨I am so gay✨

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i

B r u h

Now this is epic

I can only dream of having this specific form of joy

DAMN BOI, don't mind if I dooooo~

If you don’t feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.

Seriously what the fuck you spent money on those donate to a homeless shelter instead you fucking demons

All these corporations have so much money to spend it on putting spikes on places where homeless people sleep yet absolutely NOTHING goes to those who are homeless. This country really doesn’t give a fuck about the well being of homeless people at all

this is heartbreaking fr .

remember: they can’t catch you if you’re faster than they are!

Also!! If you wear a hard hat- orange construction vest and carry a clipboard people are more likely to believe your legit and not call the cops on you

ok, that last one is pretty good advice

Exactly. Oh my god. The money they put in all that shit could’ve gone to housing. Wtf. I hate capitalism.

Can't we go back to when ANY PLANT was considered edible, please?

so glad I don’t have to see aunt Brenda this year

I might be seeing aunt Brenda this year..

yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son

HIS WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE IS LITERALLY THREE SENTENCES LONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIS NAME

Who the fuck is talking shit about Max Rebo????

Renowned jizz musician max rebo???

"JIZZ MUSICIAN" Holy fuhk, I'm dyin'

a guy at my work said telling your wife/gf that they’re the most beautiful woman in the world to you is just “something you say” and i almost went apeshit. imagine not genuinely believing the woman you’re supposed to love is a work of art. fucking weak. dare i even say pathetic.

he told me this in a very obnoxious wink wink nudge nudge sort of way too like we were sharing an inside joke and got annoyed when i was like “I don’t just say that because i think I’m supposed to mark. i really feel that way about the women i love.” like lol imagine thinking my lesbian ass is gonna co-sign your toxic straight boy bullshit attitude

oh what’s that mark? you lie about how you feel to the women in your life to emotionally manipulate them into staying with you until you feel like moving on? and you think this is normal and not something that’s gonna make me want to beat you with my clipboard? is that what you think you shitty little egg man?

Yes, hunie. Just go.

Edgy bitch all the way, babe!

Okay, what's the piss well? First I hear about corn pit, but now I learn there was piss well before that?