i dwell in possibility

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

I don't do RPF, real person fanfiction. I do RPF, real person fact on account of my powerful psychic visions.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.