went to the doctor and she said i was fine

author's note: This is my first ever smau, so please bear with me. This is just for fun, but I hope you enjoy it anyway, because I've got so much planned, and it will get better, I promise. Dana and Jack are Robby's besties and number one supporters. Santos mentioned because she's my favourite pittling, and Mohabbot is here to stay. Robby is so dilf in the fourth tinder photo, and it's so perfect for this the divider used was made by @robinavitchslut. 🤍

secondly…the tinder profile???? i genuinely would stand no chance. like would be done for. he’s so hot i wanna die.

older neighbour!robby who gets worried about you when you’re home alone, so he knocks on your door, bowl of popcorn in one hand and two glass bottles of coca cola in the other. you obviously invite him in, both of you settling down on your couch to watch a movie—your choice of course, because there’s no way he would choose legally blonde as a movie to watch on a saturday night.

he doesn’t overstep, just wants to make sure you’re safe while you live alone. when he leaves at the end of the night, he gives you his number, letting you know that if you ever need anything, he’s only a phone call away. you smile and thank him, watching as he crosses the patch of grass between your houses and enters into his own house. you’re totally giddy and you immediately call your best friend and tell her all about him.

“he’s like.. a bit older, but he’s so hot and he’s super nice..”

“you sure he’s not perving on you?”

“absolutely not, we watched legally blonde and shared some popcorn.. just made small talk, that was it..”

“okayyyyy.. well maybe he might like you.. flirt with him a little.. plus, you said he was a doctor right.. think of the money!”

“oh shit, you’re right.. oh my god..”

you talked with her some more before you yawned and called it a night. you made your way back downstairs to clear up the popcorn and the bottles, when you noticed his grey jacket slung over the arm of the couch. picking it up, you headed out your front door and looked over at his house, there was no light on so you figured he had gone to sleep and you would just take the jacket back over tomorrow. you walked upstairs to your bedroom, throwing it at the end of your bed before going into your ensuite, brushing your teeth and getting ready for bed—and as soon as your body hit the mattress, you were out like a light.