burn baby burn, disco girolamo

nothing bad ever happened to an emperor who stopped paying the praetorian guards

paetorian guard perfec t size for put emperor on t\hrone! inside very Safe and Comfort emperor rule soundly put emperor in care of Praetorian Guard. Put Emperor In Care of Praetorian Guard. no problems ever with praettorian guard because good Size of cohorts and Support for emperor neck weak of big crown of laurels. Apraetorian Guard yes a place for an emperor put emperor in care of praetorian guard can trust praetorian guard for giveing good love to emperor. friend praetorians

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

The fujoshevik keeps commissioning socialist realist paintings of sweaty men in factories and cosmonauts holding each other tenderly

The 81 bus to Jefferson Park took so long that many of the people waiting at the bus stop started doing subsistence agriculture and crude pottery

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

Animal Collective in Peril? Brooklyn resident reports seeing a dog and a cat and a raccoon and a mouse all fighting over the same $12 taco scraps

Distressed fans speak out: "we still think Painting With was a pretty good album, solid 7 out of 10, even though floridada is the only really stand out track!"

Officials with more intimate knowledge of the situation have stated that they believe Bagels in Kiev and Golden Gals also hit pretty good, but acknowledge they simply cannot hold up against an opener that strong

PUNIC WARS THREE

whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb