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dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

this is a bad post because i can assure you that as an American, i have never met an American who can successfully explain the voting system

The post doesn’t once imply the american explaining the voting system understands how it works.

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Four Seasons Total Landscaping Potter, you were named after the funniest thing I have ever seen,

i suffer from a disease called “not wanting to work”, and it’s incurable

i don’t know what version of hell we’re living in but it’s definitely the funniest

It’s the super hell we all got sent to for being gay

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

I scrolled down hoping for an explanation and found only more questions

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade