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Do you ever look at an artifact and wonder how many times the one who created it laughed?

going to burst into tears I'm on an archaeological excavation right now and every time we collect an artifact I'll think of this

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

It always pisses me off when people talk about Darcy without the context that he's being an elitist dick at the beginning. Like sure he has some awkward manners about him, but it's not because Autism Swag or a Bad Mood it's because he is being an elitist dick. Like I need people to understand this. Darcy was a dick at the beginning. And he didn't really learn how not to be a dick until Elizabeth reamed his ass out entirely for being an elitist dick.

It's quite simple: I continue ingesting stress relief tea until all the fluids in my body become stress relief tea, rendering me incapable of experiencing stress. Because stress is stored in the fluids.

Charles LeBrun in Expressions des passions de l'Ame:

Onomatopoeia is so fun. Like scissors really will be like snip snip lol

The “boy cats love you more than girl cats” thing is such an insane thing to believe we gotta kill ppl for saying that