Cowboys and anthrax

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

being anti-divorce is so fucking bonkers to me like yeah i think you're morally obligated to stay with some shithead who you hate forever. this is a normal and healthy thing to believe. let's have kids together and force them to grow up being raised by two people who hate each other. yeah this might fuck them up mentally during the most formative years of their life but it's the morally righteous thing to do. if there's one thing god loves it's traumatized children. i'm getting into heaven for sure

I think the fattest wild pigeon in a given city should be venerated as a sort of civic deity.

I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! continues not only living like this but in fact gets actively worse with time

love really DOES feel like an inside joke that everyone is in on but me

i'm not even aro/ace i am literally just fundamentally unloveable

vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

(Clawing at the dirt as underpaid EMTs drag me away from the scene) The measurement of danger in relation to any thing must be weighed against the level of ignorance of the party who wishes to accept known risk, and anything at all can be "safe" or "unsafe" given the correct set of variables, this easily could have been tainted grains or a vending machine mishap but that doesn't make for a strong headline now does it

Like to charge, reblog to cast.