i’m so fucking bad, i’ll literally hear one little fart and immediately become horny. life is hell

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i’m so fucking bad, i’ll literally hear one little fart and immediately become horny. life is hell

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for those wondering about simon's poor remaining hand, its ok! maybe! i sure wonder what this all implies
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close ups \/
You prolly wouldn't know this because he wasn't @'ed but Ethan is in a recent Miles Bonsignore video.
oh my god thank you?? i never would have seen this and he is- honestly i don't think i can explain how attractive he is to me, i need to go and lay down instead actually
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Do you think Simon would have some messy accidents since his tummy isn’t used to the food on Erid yet?
1000000% 😭😭
This man is dealing with radiation sickness so his stomach is EXTRA sensitive for months after (perhaps permanently)
So dang it, Grace is offering him some of his me-burger and Simon is getting sick of this nutritional dense paste, he wants something that doesn't taste like chalk.
So, he does it, he eats about half of the burger and dear god it was the best thing he's honestly ever ate since the rapture.
And oh god is it his most recent biggest mistake.
Because it doesn't come with gentle reminders like the paste does, it's a sudden and sharp cramp that has Simon go pale, cold sweat beading on his neck/back as the plate on the table clatters as he suddenly stands.
Grace ofc thinks it was something he said bc/ Simon stood up in the middle of Grace's sentence.
"Simon? Simon what's wrong?"
Simon tries to tell Grace that he just needs...
But his body doesn't afford him that politeness as the next cramp has Simon helpless crouch down and...nature takes it course.
The whole time Simon is crying, trying to apologize between pained sounds and hitched breaths as he feels the warmth and heaft filling his pants.
Grace is just sat there, eyes wide as he's watching this all unfold. Eventually (a few seconds later but everything feels like it's happening in slow motion) he gets up and kneels infront of Simon.
"Oh Simon I'm so sorry."
Simon's eyes open for just a second, "why're you a-apologizing?"
"Because you're on a medical plan and I should have known to not tempt you,let alone let you eat something that was not apart of your controlled diet," Grace pauses, brushing away the sweat caked locks from Simon's forehead, "it was cruel of me to do that and for that, I'm sorry."
Simon swallows dryly, god if he wasn't in the midst of total intestinal distress he'd thank Grace. But for now all he can do is make some strangled noise that almost sounds like acknowledgement.
"M'not d-done."
Grace's lips twitch upwards a small bit as he pats Simon's back.
"I know buddy, hate to say it but, you probably won't be done for a bit. You did take pretty big bites."
Simon whines, pressing his face against Grace's chest as he lets the other man keep him balanced.
He'll find this funny later but right now, he just wants his aches and nausea to be done.
Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach as Simon 'The Convict' Iron Lung (2026) dir. Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach
Popping on here again to drop this off…
Okglmgomg OMFFGGG OMG👀👀💖👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 HOLY SHIT this is MAGNIFICENT HOLY SHIT
(I bet that's the only position Grace can currently sit in because every other one put toooo much pressure hehe~♡ )

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big buff men in lingerie 🤤🤤🤤
big buff men in lingerie 🙏🙏🙏
I see all you people with very kinky simon and I LOVVEEE it but have we considered simon who's kind of a loser virgin because let's be real that man grew up in a cult and they are WEIRD about sex. So imagine he was never allowed to have sex because it's not really seen as a fun thing to do and more just to bring more kids into the world, so when Grace brings up the most mundane kinks(or even the less mundane too) his eyes get all wide and he's like "you can do that?? :0" and grace who is not usually all that into sex is just thinking of ways to blow this man's mind (I had cutting and biting and stuff on my mind writing this but you could imagine it with just about anything)
THIS. honestly this is how i realistically see simon. you know there’s horny characterisation and non-horny characterisation. when i’m not horny i see them both having VERY complex feelings about sex. they’re both acespec for SURE.
and that’s why i don’t like it when people criticise horny interpretations because to me they are not incompatible. honestly i can totally see both ryland and simon being sex repulsed too, and i love that interpretation as well and i will gladly read fic where they’re in a qpr and never have sex.
i’m just a horny freak with a fixation on sex and that’s okay 😔
ANYWAYS SORRY I GOT A BIT TOO SERIOUS THERE 😭😭
Virgin!simon who gets a bj for the first time and gets his brains blown out. All the while grace is like omg does he like it gosh I def suck at this
omg imagine simon crying because it’s so fucking good and ryland is panicking so bad like ‘omg was it that bad????’ 😭😭😭
augh i love them

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I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him
away for the weekend someone let me know if Ethan does something fucking insane in the next couple days
oh my fucking god apparently I needed to worry about Mark instead hello iron lung available for purchase
I hate everything actually