Gas-Yap Central

[Tyrian] would definitely, but it’s not like it’d be his main thing towards you. We know he’s… a freak of freaks. I was so stuck with [Mercury] bc I feel like he’d either do it as a joke or not want anything to do with it at all. But I realized that if he ever found out about your kink, he’d become so devious so fast. [Klein] is a secret freak, especially with his multiple personalities. Nuff’ said. [Cardin] is a no-brainer.

[Jaune] is a on his knees type of boyfriend. He wouldn’t mind at all if you asked and would do it with passion! [Chainsaw Guy] strikes me as such a loving boyfriend. Of course he’d sit on your face if you wanted! [Sun] (quick intermission to say that I love Sun SO MUCH) definitely would. I also headcannon that bananas make him gassy, so he’s thrilled that he doesn’t have to hold it at all around you. [Mr. Port] is so jolly, he’d be so happy to! [Ghira]… oh how I need this man. But, yeah, he’d do it with a surprise that you’d actually want that. He’s a very loving man🖤. [Clover] would accept that you like it and is nice enough not to make fun of you (too much). [Yatsuhashi] I feel would do it out of kindness, he doesn’t mind. Plus he’s often gassy anyway, so win-win.

[Jaqueef] (fuck if I spelled his name wrong) would do it as a joke, as in YOU are the joke to him. Not sadistic, though, just an asshole. [Prof. Oobleck] drinks so much caffeine that his stomach is just a cesspool of awaiting farts and runny poop. He warned you of this before you officially started dating, and when you stuck around, he’d assume you’d be ok with a little toilet humor, too.

Depending on which [Ozpin] I’m talking about…. He’s old (and merged) anyway so if you’re dating, he’ll be mature about it and probably warn you before he does it. He’s polite. [Qrow] wouldn’t fart ON you, but he’d laugh when he rips one next to you to annoy you. [Ironwood] would probably leave the room, but if not, he’d say excuse me. Another polite man. I was going to put [Vine] in “Wouldn’t”, but I don’t think he’s so prudent about farts. He’d let loose if he’s dating you. [Fox] literally doesn’t gaf. He’ll do it and excuse himself, not because he hopes you accept it, but because if he has to fart, it’s gotta come out. Still, he tries to be polite about it, too.

[Hazel] is so nice! Gentle giant. He tries to leave the room before he does it but he slips sometimes while wanting to spend time with you. Reserved [Lie Ren] wouldn’t mind you farting (he’s had to deal with it from Nora most of his life), but he’s fart shy himself. So [Oscar] is here, but I’m not (nor should anyone else) looking at him through an erotic lense, only a romantic lense. He’s shy since he’s so young with his first couple relationships. Maybe we he gets older, this farm boy will get more ‘rugged’. [Pietro] doesn’t WANT to fart in front of you, but he really can’t help himself. He’s a hardworking man still, but his remaining strength can only be used for one thing at a time. Sometimes, he slips! [Marrow] tries to be so polite, but again, he’s got a slippery hole (ok, wow…). He wags his tail to fan the smell away. [Fox Guy] Idk he just strikes me as the type to do something embarrassing while trying to act cool. [TAI] OMG TAI. Yeah, he’d do it accidentally, but just like Qrow, he’d laugh so hard about it. Or maybe he thinks he’s alone, but doesn’t mind that you had heard it when he becomes aware of the fact.

(Oof, long one) [Roman] would very obviously be too classy to rip one in front of anyone. Not even Neo. Same thing with [Watts], he’s too professional and proud. (All the more reason to get him gassy beyond control tee hee) [Adam] has…. It’s almost a distain. He does not want to fart and doesn’t want to hear farts from you either. Definitely not. It’d probably really annoy him. [Fox Guy’s Brother] (Tbh idk why I added them, I just feel like some people found them sexy. Me too, but idk) Yeah, he has stomach pains all the time from holding too much gas in. [Whitley] (Again, through a romantic lense since he’s a minor) He’d be so nervous around a partner. He’s already held to a high standard with his family heritage so it’s a no brainer that he’d want to NOT embarrass himself. [Neptune] omg… yeah no. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS. (i’d love to hear it though.) But I have a small feeling… that he likes getting dirty (sweat, like down and dirty. Eager to please. Secretly is willing to do anything and everything after a while.) He’d be all in on farting if a pretty girl (or guy, whatever he’s into) wanted that from him. [Lionheart]’s a pussy cat so what did you expect. You can do a pathetic man thing with him, though. [Flynt] (love him, honestly) is actually REALLY nice and polite besides how he acted towards Weiss before their match. He’d leave the room out of respect for you, but if you have a kink, he’d have to ease into farting around you gradually.

We were ambushed and separated by a rival pirate gang. Neither us know if Luffy is safe or desperately needs our help. But for all that, I'd say the certain predicament that I'm in… isn't all that bad!

"We've got to get to Luffy!" My shipmate strains.

Yes, of course! We've gotta get out of here and find our Captain. But if I'm being honest, it's hard to think of anything else other than how Roranoa Zoro- sexy-hot sword master and Luffy's right hand- is pressed up so hard against me.

I don't know if Zoro had been feeling down or anything, but that fight against the group of Queens, the rival pirates that's been following us, should've been way easier. I couldn't take them all on myself, especially after they cut us off from the rest of our crew. They ran Luffy off (or maybe Luffy is leading then into a trap, and they're none the wiser.), and used a nearby locker to stuff Zoro and I in before leaving to give chase.

The sun beams through the tiny slits at the top of the locker, noting one of the hottest days of the summer this year to date. I'm tucked behind Zoro while he's closest to the door. He stands as stiff as a board while trying hopelessly to make the door budge even a smig. Which is really strange to see, because honesty, Zoro is known to be strong enough to be able to bust right out of here whenever he'd want. So… why hasn't he?

After another attempt at a careful push at the locked door and another brush of his butt against my junk, he lets out another irritated groan. Though, this one had a hint of something else. A painful strain. Did the Queens manage to injure him? I blush when Zoro leans slightly futher back onto me, and I wonder if my groin is getting hotter, or if it's just the sun creeping its way deeper into our tiny box. Then I hear Zoro.. apologize?

"What?" I ask. "Zoro, if you can't get the door open, it's fine—" That's when I smell it. A deeply offensive odor that could only come from a person whose food definitely isn't sitting well. I groan, but I also feel myself flushing even more.

"Luffy challenged me while we were raiding the King's stockpile. Bet that I couldn't eat more than him." Zoro rests his head on the door as he holds his stomach and I listen to it growl, for the first time realizing that it's been him the whole time and not the roar of the waves from the nearby ocean. "Because of that idiot, I've had a stomachache since last night!" He sighs, glancing at me, "I guess we'll just have to deal with it."

It makes sense now, why we weren't out of here the second we were locked in. Why we lost in the first place. Zoro must be so backed up. To the point where he can barely move without possibly farting. Or worse.

But I wish I could tell him. Maybe I should tell him. Maybe this is the perfect time to tell him. But I don't. Even for a pirate, I'm a little strange. So I don't tell him. I just say, "Zoro… Luffy needs us. You're the only one that can get us out of here. Do whatever you need to."

After a moment, Zoro nods. "You're right. Hmph… You might wanna cover your nose, though. Gonna be pretty bad." I nod back, but don't move my hand an inch towards my face. He closes his eyes, then leans forward, arching his back and incidentally presses his backside onto me again. Immediately, a hot and not-so-subtle rumble seeps out onto me, drawing on for a couple of wave splashes before Zoro lets out a load and deep moan.

I could melt and turn into puddles inside my boots hearing his strong voice bounce off the metal walls surrounding us. I fight to keep my eyes from rolling back, not to mention the moan of my own.

Zoro pulls himself away from me, realizing how he's positioned, how I'm forced to bear the brunt of this… unorthodox situation. "Sorry! It's.. easier to let out that way."

I sigh, my body trying its best to pretend that I'm not enjoying every single second of being trapped inside if this locker with this particular man. "Whatever and however you need to do to get is out of here, do it! Don't worry about me. Focus on getting to Luffy." He nods again, wordlessly as he turns forward and arches again. I hold my breath, hoping that my reddened face can be blamed on the heat outside.

He presses hard against me this time. I hear him strain, the skin on the side of his face bulging and tightening before a loud rumble echoes inside of the locker. My groin shakes with a force I'd never ever experienced before. My heart thumps in my chest as Zoro's ass literally rocks my world.

After half a minute, the fart stops abruptly. Zoro pants, catching his breath for a while as the pungent odor condenses around us. So much for him wanting to hold my nose. The gas coming out of him is so thick that I'm having trouble even getting down my throat into my lungs. Then Zoro moves again, standing up straighter, but moving his butt higher, too. It sits on the top of the waistband of my pants. The thundering starts again.

This blast is way clearer, almost like a crackling banshee, heightened by the metal walls. It rings in my ears and seemingly blows hard against my lower half, I swear I can feel the hot wind against me. What the hell type of food did Zoro and Luffy get into?! And is Luffy experiencing the same thing? Knowing how goofy our Captain is, even during dire circumstances, could he be using something like this against the Queens?

- - - - - -

It's ten times hotter in here now, and a hundred times more smelly. I swear I'm seeing green, thick smog slip past the rays of sunlight seeping through the grates. It feels like I might pass out soon, but my body is everything but tired. Though, my control, with the constant barrage of farts blasted on me and Zoro's nearly orgasmic groans, starts to wain, and I feel myself start to swell.

Zoro's starting to limber up; His shoulders roll, his waist bends sharper, he looks more confident, if that's even possible for him. He rears up for another release, this probably being the thirteenth after the last impossibly long twelve. He leans back again, this time seeming like he's… grinding on me, before he pauses. "If that's your gun, you better make sure it's safety is on."

An "Uhm...," and a small groan is all I manage. It's not enough for Zoro, so he turns his head around. He finds my real gun, where it's placed on my hip.

"Hey– Is that dick poking me? Have you been getting off on this the whole time?!" He can't reel away far, but there's a noticeable space between us now.

"I've been trying not to," I admit.

"What the hell? There's no way you— Ugh!" Zoro's words are cut off by a groan from his stomach, where he clutches it in pain and bend over before me, filling the space feathering his ass against me again. A wet and choppy fart spurts out of him, and it burns the outside of my pants and has my eyes watering like a fountain immediately.

"Ah, damn it!" Zoro groans. "It's coming out." My eyes widen. I ask him if he has the strength to get us out of here, now. "Oh, is this where you draw the line? Could you have gotten us out of here this whole time?"

"No! I swear, we were trapped!"

Zoro is about to bite back when another churn attacks him. "Fuck, " he strains, "I'm gonna shit." He stares off for a second before glancing at me like in the beginning of all this, only this time, with a dark look on his face. "But you like this shit, don't you?" Well… I hadn't officially said it yet, but… "Well then… I'm not gonna shit my pants," he declares. "I'm shitting yours."

— — —SCAT BEGINS HERE

"Huh?" It's almost comedic, the way Zoro flushes before he turns away.

"Just–!" Zoro growls, then shuffles carefully in place. I look down and watch his pants drag tightly past his butt cheeks, the meat creasing as the band squeezes by until the mounds bounce out then sit up, held up by the band. "Get over here!" He says, dragging me against his backside.

Before I know it, my pants are loosened and tugged open. Same with my underwear. When Zoro pulls, my hard dick springs out beneath his mountainous cheeks. He lifts up slightly to hold his butt over lip of the impromptu bucket he's made with my underwear, then settles back down. We both flush and squirm as we feel the tip of my hard self poking the pirate's taint, between his sweaty balls and ass.

Without wasting another second with this, Zoro relaxes, his weight and warmth falling against me more closely than ever before. A dangerously wet fart begins to gurgle out of him, and after a few more forceful pushes, the final results of our Captain and his' challenge presents itself.

A wet, slimy, but solid turd crackles and shoots out of the Right Hand, landing symmetrically with the length of myself before grossly tumbling to the side. It leaves a deep brown mark wherever it touches. Zoro doesn't quite moan yet, just panting until another semi-hard log shoots out of him, followed by a sputtering mud slide of shit, completely coating my crotch in warm, brown goop.

I cover my mouth to keep from moaning too loud, and Zoro growls as he rests his head on the door, still holding tightly to the band of his new toilet to keep the 'lid' open. Smart thing, too; After seeing the biggest spill of sludge from a person I'd ever imagine, Zoro winces when his stomach sounds a whine. Another bout, almost the same amount- which is a literal ass load -starts to churn out of him, hot as lava and as smelly as death.

The air is toxic with the pungent smell of shit, and the sun lets it broil. Even without touching it, I swear my dick is leaking. Even more so when Zoro moves his ass just a smig as he repositions, where he's pinned me right between his ass cheeks, my tip touching his hole.

"Ngh– Zoro—," I try. The man growls back, so I seal my lips. Though, it seems like his stomach has a response for him. It growls back, making Zoro groan. As if it wasn't hot enough, I can feel a scorching heat from Zoro's ass hole on my tip as he starts to loosen. With a nearly solid lump to start, Zoro barely pushes as another muddy load warmly and completely coats my entire length, all the way down to the base.

I'm shaking, reeling my head around while trying not to move my body at all, moaning and nearly in tears. From the smell, from this unreal feeling. Zoro pushes this time, exploding a more liquid blast onto my crotch, filling the already heavy pool of shit coming up past the top of my balls. It ends in a gross and juicy fart, sputtering whatever's left in Zoro out onto me.

Zoro lets out a load groan, taking a long moment to catch his breath. After a while, he pulls a bit away, and it lets the cum I didn't realize came out of me to drip in clumps from his wet ass into my filled underwear. He uses the lip of them to wipe his hole roughly before letting go and having the band slap grossly against my waist.

Just then, we hear footsteps from outside. "That nasty bastard," a voice says. The Queens.

"I'm not fighting that guy and risking getting shit on," another states. "Maybe if we take a part of his crew for ransom, he'll give us whatever gold they have, instead."

I hear Zoro breath out of his nose, then reach for the small knife in his back pocket. These guys are in trouble, now. After emptying his guts, even with nothing but a small knife, it's all he'll need.

"They're in here." They close in, then gag when they get too close to the slits in the locker when they try to peer in. "Ugh! Are all of his crew this smelly? The one closest to the door is plowed over when Zoro burst from the locker.

– – – – –

"Zoro!" Luffly calls out to him after doing the same for me. The nearby Queens are knocked out and tied up onto a tree. Luffy runs up to Zoro, almost jumping onto him. "You should've seen it! I led them into a trap! That stockpile we had last night wasn't sitting well, and when I led them into a cave, I climbed up to the ceiling and accidentally farted: They passed out! I might have accidentally took a dump on them, too, but…"

Nami waddles up to both of them, and I mistake her new shade of pale green as a trick of the sun's heat affecting me. "It was the most disgusting thing… I've ever seen in my life."

Luffy sighs, "I guess you can handle food way better than me, Zoro."

Zoro snorts and raises his chin defiantly with a smile. "Damn right, I can!"

Meanwhile, I wading in the water, letting all of the evidence of how untrue that statement is wash away into the ocean.

— — — — —

And from then on, I tried to keep my kinks to myself. I don't go out of my way to talk to Zoro, but we work together all the same. I don't think he's ever told Luffy or anyone what had really happened. I'm thankful for that, honestly. I still wonder if he dislikes me strongly enough for it to be an issue in the future, though.

But I can't say for certain if that's true. Nowadays, it seems like there's been a shift in him. The way he walks and acts around me. Before, he had never farted in anyone's presence as far as I knew. But now, when he walks past me here and there, and leaves a silent and rancid stink trail behind him. Every time. If not that, then he's letting out the most abrasive fart I've ever heard if the two of us are alone.

When getting ready in the morning, he checks and seemingly waits for me to go into the bathroom before he decides to use the toilet to take his morning dump.

I never object to any of these things, of course. And I'm sure that he knows that I wouldn't.

Maybe…. Maybe there's something that we'll need to talk about soon.

This Chris Evans character from some movie idk - He’d definitely do butt stuff. I mean we all saw that scene, so that’s obvious. Farts, tho? Nah, he wouldn’t go far it. I want to watch him fart out some cream tho. (I finished a work with this premise today tho, so if you’d like that ;) )

Isami and Lewis Smith from Bang Brave Bang Bravern! - What a title. The premise of this anime is they pilot mechs, but the connection between this particular man and mech is way too homoerotic to ignore. There’s also Lewis Smith, an American soldier who’s partnered with Isami. They wouldn’t laugh at their farts, only doing it when they have to. They may be embarrassed about it sometimes, but they’d get over it quick. Although, if they’re both in the cockpit of Bravern (the mech) they’re destroying the air together. I know that for a fact that their farts smell horrible. There’s also a clip that you NEED to see if you haven’t already. These homos….. Here.

Wait… you made it to the end?? I’ll suck your farts, you’re amazing!

Latrell Spencer and Marcus Copeland from White Chicks - Wow. I feel like anyone with Eproctophilia knows this scene. Latrell seems submissive to me and I usually write about dominate guys, so that’s why I don’t have anything. But PLEASE LATRELL, sit on my face after a big meal, I beg. I think he’d genuinely destroy your face. But Marcus from the same movie can hold a candle up to (hopefully not, actually. Very bad mix, yk?) Latrell after eating cheese. Anyone with a scat kink knows that scene with him in the bathroom. I really… really.. really want him to sit on a rim seat above me and just rain down hell, I cant lie.

Calvin and Daryl from Little Man - We need to have a serious discussion on how hot the Wayans bothers are, especially back then. So many fart and poop jokes, too. They’re really some of our founders in toilet jokes/comedy. These fart scenes (where you can find the other one on my twitter) are genuinely hilarious, but besides that……………….. I wanna see how much he filled that diaper. It seemed.. intense. Also, the scene in the bathtub? Literally a jacuzzi that Daryl was making and I need that sexy man’s ass on my face all day and night.

Michael Newman from Click - Do I even need to say anything? No, but let me explain. That fart was so… airy. And it went on for SO LONG. And the he had MORE?? I’m about to pass out. He had SO much in the tank and I wonder how long he held it in? Or if he has that much constantly. Omg someone else write it or something I need him to blast my mouth and make me swallow them. Can you imagine taking that down your throat instead of just you face? (I cant link more than one video so sorry, here’s my twitter with the vid on it. :( )

Shaggy and Scooby Doo from Scooby Doo (Live Action) - Well… we all know. What else is there to say? This is all of our beginnings. But seriously, Shaggy can rip some serious ass and the actor is super cool and hot. Scooby……….. idk I’m not sniffing his butt or anything like he’s a dog idk. I know other people like him and thats OK! You do you, but I can also recognize he can rip some mean ones too… from a distance. Fuck it, throw Fred in there, he seems like he’s got some gnarly farts.

Ser Duncan from (Idk) - I have no idea who this is but I’ve seen his massive frame. Also, I think he had a stomach ache/diarrhea/anxiety shits scene and thats… well!😁. I like to imagine him putting his full weight on me and letting out shitty farts without a care. Giant too big to worry about anyone smaller than him, even though from what I’ve seen, he’s very kind! (Is this the same person in the photos or am I wrong and stupid? Omg I might be wrong and stupid)

Finn and Poe Dameron from Star Wars - They’re a set, DO NOT separate them. I want fi write about them so bad, they’re both very handsome and cool. But I feel like they wouldn’t go for it at all. They’re kinky in other ways (😏and I’d like to see it) Can’t even decide who’d be the farter and who’s the sniffer. Do they switch? Whose farts smell the worst? (Poe’s) Poe probably traps Finn inside of the pilots cabin and ends up suffocating him after a bad batch of lunch they had.

Jacob and ALL of his brothers from Twilight - It’s hard writing for more than two people. It gets crowded and lost when they’re focused on one person. That being said, I wouldn’t mind if they wanted to take some sort of anger out on me and torch me with the heat of their endless werewolf farts. They don’t seem like the type tho. They’re rowdy, but they’re too responsible at the same time. Too busy surviving vamps and stuff.

Ed from The Conjuring Series - Wow, what a man. And his butt is nice too from what I remember. I know a lot of people don’t care about what it takes to get to a certain point in their fics, but I will not do a silly thing like him having to fart on demons to exorcise them. So with that, I guess we can only imagine how much gas rumbles out if that butt if his daily. I feel like coffee is his weakness. Start brewing!!!

Massino Torricelli from 365 Days - Girl, look at him. Whether or not he had a nice butt or farts, I’d let him sit down. Luckily, I can tell he has both! The movie sex scenes from what I remember, apart from the kidnapping, was a little vanilla, so I don’t know if he’d be into farts. But if he was??? Oh, he’d destroy you. You’d actually end up with a broken nose, I think. Brown and broken. Worth it.

Tião from América - He’s from this telenova that I’ve been watching. I love cowboys and he has SUCH a nice butt in those jeans. (The picture on the right isn’t him) I think he’s cute and I know he lets the grossest farts out of that sweaty butt of his.

T’Challa, Namor, Thor, and StarLord from Marvel Rivals - Oh my DAYS these men. Especially T’Challa’s primal outfit. But the problem is him and Namor are too regal to be casually farting, and StarLord is too prideful. Thor, however… but that’s a little boring to me bc he wouldn’t really understand it. Either way, ALL OF THEM are free to sit on my face, rub and bury my nose DEEP into their holes and fill it to the very brim, PLEASE.

Mirage from Apex Legends - A very pathetic/hopeless man who’d I love to see let out an embarrassingly loud and impressive fart. He’s actually super cute and sexy honestly, but he’s WAY too tight and pent up to let anything slip. A lost cause, but I wish I could think of something. He needs to be the one to be farting. I think his butt is a nice size but I also know he keeps it shaved. That’s cool, I hear that makes the farts louder. (oooh but imagine if it wasn’t shaved. OH IM DIVING DEEP SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK—)

Arthur Morgan and Lenny Summers from RDR II - Both handsome men and Arthur’s ass is so flat from sitting on horses all day but I know their farts are killer. *points to the clips of the men of the camp letting rip as they sit around the fire to eat* Idk, not much to say, I just want their sweaty, funky butts on me like a horses saddle.

Bolin and Mako from LOK - Although Bolin is a beefy guy, I think he’d be really polite and not fart so egregiously around anyone. (Never mind that burp clip with Korra. That was an accident.) I just can’t think of a scenario of that happening, but I want it so bad. Mako seems like a wanna-be cool guy, so he’d never be caught dead farting in front of anyone, but I know his farts are more lethal than his brothers. He’s such a prude, tho -_-

Nightwing, Red Hood, and Beast Boy from various DC Comic sources - These boys SPECIFICALLY. Idk, they’re just the hottest iterations I think. That Red Hood would dominate the hell out of you, but I can never EVER imagine or see Nightwing farting at all. He’s too perfect, which is what he wants everyone to think tbh. Congrats, it worked. But when he’s out of the suit and alone, he probably lets out some beefy farts.

Gar? In my eyes, he eventually grows out of fart humor, but not as much to not find farts funny anymore. I don’t really like horny fetish pranks so thats the main reason I haven’t had any idea what to write about. I wanna eat his butt very bad, though.

The boys from Élite (Season 1-5) - I LOVED this show omg the first three seasons were so good. (We do not talk about the other seasons.) We all saw that clip with Christian (top right) with his… very juicy butt out. I like that shower clip of a naked Samuel (top left). Idk! They’re all so cute and handsome, pretty and sexy and Omar is hairy so that’s just… It’s kinda irresistible to me idk. I can’t find a scenario of them farting though, it just never makes sense to do it. They’re in the middle of a murder mystery, the last thing they’d be worried about is sniffing each other’s asses. (Guzman isn’t pictured here but yeah him too. Honestly, I’d make Guzman eat Samu’s butt, that could be good.)

Goku from– girl, you know who Goku is… - Has he ever been shown farting?? He eats alot so that’s surprising. It would have been a funny gag. Sometimes instead of writing I see art of a character farting. Sometimes, that’s way better than anything I’d want to write. Thats what I saw with Goku. (I can find it for you if anyone wants) Anyway, he wouldn’t fart on just anyone’s face. Maybe on his wife’s face is she asked. But other than that idk, it wouldn’t be for pleasure, it’d be just bc he needed to.

Scott and Stiles from Teen Wolf - Didn’t watch the show, but I love Tyler Posey (He definitely has a gas related kink or something. He’s a freak, I can’t find sense it, and I need that. His butt is really nice too imo.) I wanted to do something with both of them but nothing seems right. There’s ONE story that I saw on AO3 that was perfect, and it seems like that’s it. I’d like to imagine Scott getting naked and marking someone with his farts along with his regular alpha musk(…? Again, I didn’t watch the show) And somehow. Stiles’ fart stink is up to par with Scott’s which he’s always impressed by.

Johnny Cage, Kenshi, and Kung Lao from MK1 - Wow, what mighty fine men. They’re all just handsome and I know they have nice butts. I’d bet on it. TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF RIGHT NOW. The way Kung Lao devoured that entire feast by himself (I think?) So.. what were the after effects of that? But seriously, I just wanna know how big of a shit he took after that. Probably massive. Imagine the pre-dump farts, too. Oh that’s hot.

Finn Mertins and Jake the Dog - I still wish I was the giant newt that they were farting on. Can’t think of a story for either of them bc they’re legendary heroes. I also don’t think they’d be into it beyond laughing at it and having fun explicitly. Still, Finn is hot and Jake would probably have no trouble growing really big, snugging me between his cheeks and letting rip. I don’t want them to do it as a joke, I want to find them a reason to completely decimate someone with their ass and gasses. Much to think about…

Captain Man from Henry Danger - So the actor’s a hot DILF. Need I say more? There’s a clip of Captain Man basically sharting his pants (lmaooo) and it’s like, well that’s already done. Other than that embarrassing moment, I don’t think he’d be caught dead farting or farting for anyone. Don’t know any original/satisfying way to get him in a gassy and fart-feeder mood. Like if he had those same burritos that made him shit himself, but he subdues a villain just before a bad stomach ache hits him and lets it all out in the guys mouth before leaving him in the alleyway after he passes out from the insane funk that the man’s big ass makes. His farts are also pretty lethal generally and I know his butt is hairy so GIMME GIMME GIMME!!

Every single one of these Spider-Men (Plus Harry.) - Yeah, they’re just handsome, but like Carlos, I haven’t found a story that I’d like to write them in. (That’s actually a lie, I have one planned.) Also, Miles is a minor in this photo, so I was going to exclude him, but definitely an older version of him I’d want to see bc he’s a cool guy and a great hero. I want to see all their tight spider/symbiote butts farting so bad.

Toji and Geto from JJK - I think everyone headcannon’s that Toji stinks, but I don’t know. He’d definitely sit and fart on someone’s face if they paid him enough, though. And his farts are killer for sure! Geto literally eats demons so what do you think happens when they digest and come out of the other end? Another lethal blaster, they’re brothers in that sense.

(Netflix Live Action) Luffy from One Piece - I love the actor Iñaki so it’s impossible not to be reeled in, yk? And Luffy literally eats around three meals ON THE HOUR whenever he can and is still skinny. I know he’s letting out the meatiest bouts of farts every thirty minutes or so and I need to be around for that😌.

Pro-Hero Kirishima and Fat Gum from MHA - My cuties! Anyone who knows Kirishima knows that he’s a meat eater. He has the most toxic farts out of anyone on that show if we’re gonna be honest. Fat Gum could probably just expel all the blows he’s built up out of his butt, right? Let’s find out, honestly….

Pete Mcvries (and friends) from TLW - OH THE ACTOR I NEED HIM SO BAD. I want to make a story about him really bad, but I can’t think if anything that’d do him justice. Adding Ray in because he’d probably do it for him, but that seems such a personal and private thing to write about and I’m a weirdo and care too much about the privacy of fictional characters. Fuck it, throw Stebbins in there, too. Someone can make a sickfic about him in the trio.

Jaime Reyes from Blue Beetle(2023) - Didn’t watch the movie (wish I did and am excited and happy for him to possibly be in Man of Tomorrow) and I wish I saw his butt scene, but even then, it’s just that I’d like to see his pretty and handsome face cringe and grunt as he lets out some farts. I don’t mind butts that aren’t as big, yk? I think I’d like what he’s got. On my face, preferably.

Victor Salazar from Love Victor - Such a cutie but have you seen the actor’s recent posts on his socials??👁️🫦👁️rawr… Like I need that dumped onto my face, please and thank you. I hate to sound so horny but damn, it was so round and he was so sweaty omg… Anyway, Victor doesn’t seem like the type, but if Benji convinced him, I could end up having two nice asses on my face😁😁😁.

Superman from the recent Superman movie(2025) - Obviously I want David and his big meaty butt on my face. That reminds me of how hard he blushed during that one interview when someone mentioned his butt, so I hope he doesn’t see this. But yeah, he’s thick, and respectfully, PLEASE SIT. Also, Superman seems too polite to fart in front of just anyone and I don’t want to use a cheap thing like brown krypotnite. If he doesn’t wanna fart, he doesn’t have to. (I wish he did, though. His farts are probably really powerful, actually. Like, cartoonishly powerful…)

Kabru from Dungeon Meshi (right?? Thats how you spell it? I’ve been guessing these names and dates the whole time btw idc) - He’s the type of guy to do what he must to get what he wants, but I think he draws the line at farts or anything further or around it. He seems very reserved, but I think he’s so handsome. I wonder what he looks like underneath that armor. Of course, you know what I’m really wondering 🍑. I already wrote a fic on Laios, but maybe in private, he can convince Kabru to get involved with him in that way. Make him get looser and relaxed enough to let rip.