Help, I've fallen and I can't get up

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

i can't cope

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

The Bible doesn't include God making queers because it wasn't relevant to His journey

*doctor voice* we just got the test results back from your bloodwork and it’s weird. yeah. your blood is real freaking weird. what’s causing it? no clue. should you be worried about it? not really sure. anyway, just wanted to call and tell you your blood is all kinds of fucked up.

I love reading Wikipedia pages about random plants and animals before I go to bed at night. Oh, this plant likes swamps and fens? Me too.

btw, I’m banned from editing Wikipedia for the next 11 months so I can’t fix that q for them

How does one get a ban from Wikipedia?

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

it fucken WIMDY

“girk at my work”

“girk at my work”

Was the grink there?

your life is too easy. you need to go to the nearest animal shelter and adopt the first tortoiseshell cat you see

That’s a dilute torbie. You gotta get a classic black and orange tortie to pair with her.

they’re still finalizing their grand plan…

I don’t know. I try to stay out of women’s business. But if I had to guess? She’s stealing toes.

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

not even ... simp sons?

they’re not a nuclear family though, Graggle lives with them

ohh true. what about. hankle hill and his king family

LUANNE?????? MY QUEEN LUANNE?

whenever I make a post about Arthurian legend on this blog I’m like “nobody is laughing. but me. that’s okay, I’m my target audience anyway.”