I shall do my Bonzo best as leader

Dante from the devil may cry show… I mean if you’ve seen the show you know he got hella plot armor. He cringe as fuck but I’m in good hands

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alright britain

The mildly interesting barrier reef

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

catherine the ordinary

the satisfactory white shark

Alexander the Fine

passable pyrenees

the meh lakes

The average pryamids of Giza

the So-So Dane

the lackluster horned owl

the 7 average non wonders

Le Régulier Destin d'Amélie Poulin

unremarkable ajax

(watching the odyssey movie) this is great but when does Ashes O'Reilly show up

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later

Lol wouldn't it be sad if the wool was losing the soul, but rather of piece of it. So by the time it dies it's lost all it's soul

I don't wanna hear one more anglophone complaining that other languages "aren't written how they're pronounced", your language has almost no consistent pronunciation rules and the few there are were obviously written by the devil himself to spite all the real people (non anglophones)

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

The choice to write Gerry as a character foil to Adam in that they were both created to bring happiness, but Adam can only ever bring fear while Gerry has no choice but to make people happy, is so so interesting. Adam being the result of the capitalist hunt for profit at any cost vs Gerry as a result of how far academia will go is such a good way to discuss those topics. I am very interested in how Jonny and Alex will continue to write Gerry and Adam’s narratives going forward.

Anybody else buzzing about how the last two episodes of TMAGP essentially revealed both the ranks and categories. I’m loosing it rn, the CAT: humans, locations, objects theory was right!!!! And my subject, agent, catalyst theory too omg I’m having a moment

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

babe, are you okay? You're reblogging the "falsehoods aren't true" autofellatio post again

FALSEHOODS AREN'T TRUEEEE

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

OP we desperately need examples

gender envy usually gets used as a positive to neutral expression but there sure is an evil form of gender envy if you've been in the depths of dysphoria. i have a friend whos talked about hearing news stories of kim petras in highschool and being so jealous it made her angry. i've struggled talking to online friends who got on HRT faster due to their countries better healthcare because obviously i'm happy for them but like. man. ya know its not healthy but if you've been there? you get it. ohhhh you get it.