Firewatcher’s Daughter

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

some of you in the notes.. i would say read the room but you didn't even read. the post

Paper Girls said, what if instead of an adult learning to be kind to their child self, the child self showed up and just cussed you out

If Call the Midwife continues into the 80s they should have Sister Monica Joan kill Margaret Thatcher

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

my local bookstore did this with their classic lit section but now no one can find it

'the doctor is confirmed queer now!' 9 didnt flirt with harkness in 2005 and 10 didnt flirt with 1920s bad tennessee accent andrew garfield in 2007 for you to say this is the first time they're queer on screen. however i do think its funny if all the previous doctors were bi but 14 is just a flat homosexual. shaun temple really took one look at them and thought fruit! there is absolutely no chance of this person making a move on my wife. and he was right

A producer told me that they had seen a report on my script saying ‘don’t fund it’ because you will never find an Indian girl that can play football that can bend a ball like David Beckham. I was like, ‘what the fucking fuck?’ ... I said ‘they’re all bogus. It’s pure racism. Does this person think Harrison Ford jumps out of helicopters? What does he think happens in those situations?’ - Gurinder Chadha

I don't know how else to explain the experience of seeing Barbie 2023 in theaters, wearing pink, except that it felt the way the summer of Pokémon Go felt. We were UNITED. We were JOYFUL. We were HYPING EACH OTHER UP. We were ALL PLAYING THE SAME GAME.

Barbie (2023) was made for people that were deeply moved by the When She Loved Me sequence in Toy Story 2