I bet on losing dogs

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

i love it when you start doing little things different & notice how much you’ve grown as a person just by that. like you from a year ago would not have handled that situation the way you are now. you’ve changed for the better. & that is so satisfying

I need to start using other sources for news

The early 2000s distilled down to its very essence.

he's jacking off their invisible cyber dicks

THIS. is the beast ☝️🤓 that's a muffin 🤣 i see a cloud 🌥 but with a face 😶 if you take that main squiggle 〰️ for an eye 👁 i thought it was a flower 🌸👶 no yes there's something .... florescent about it 🤔 thought it was a snake 🐍 in a bush 🌳 I HATE YOU ALL 🤬 I HAVE HATED YOU FOR MILLENIA 🤬 except you my lord 😔 thanks 😊 i merely want to put you in jail 🔒 and fill up the jail with acid once for every time you made a frivolous remark 👌👈 or ate peanuts 🥜during a cohort admiralty meeting or said what would i know 🤔 im only gOD 😇 then at the end of a thousand years you would say mercy 😣 ive learned not to do any of those things 🙅‍♀️ because i haaaated the acid you put on me 😩 and i would say that is why i did it lord 😌 i did it for you and for your empire 🙏 i often think about this 😁

i love it when tv shows make their weirdest, most out-there and experimental episodes plot crucial btw like hell yeah good luck skipping the musical episode of buffy or the time loop episode of person of interest or the trapped in a tv show episode of supernatural