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autistic culture is doing or saying something you think is inoccuous and being treated as though you've just comitted a war crime and no one telling you what it even is that you did wrong ;-;

this is autistic culture!!!!

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kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

kaijufluffs

The long awaited sequel.

geopsych

Flowers out front this morning

beastliness

does anyone want to join me in carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts?

gaynessopimizationalgorithm

@teslapenguin1 @bisexual-engineer-girl

bisexual-engineer-girl

It's too bad you're not a virgin, could have used you for my blood ritual in May

wilburwrites

The "virgin blood" is not blood of a virgin, but rather new, unprocessed blood. Whether or not the person has had sex does not make the blood un-magic.

Similar to virgin olive oil, virgin metal, or virgin hair.

Tis but a fun fact :D

bisexual-engineer-girl

I thought it was actually blood from someone who hasn't been used in a ritual

wilburwrites

After a quick fact check apparently it depends on the ritual? My apolocheese for spreading misinformation in the form of a generalization!

mblematic

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

not-wizard-council-aristocrat

@dragon-butt

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beastliness

does anyone want to join me in carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts?

gaynessopimizationalgorithm

@teslapenguin1 @bisexual-engineer-girl

bisexual-engineer-girl

It's too bad you're not a virgin, could have used you for my blood ritual in May

wilburwrites

The "virgin blood" is not blood of a virgin, but rather new, unprocessed blood. Whether or not the person has had sex does not make the blood un-magic.

Similar to virgin olive oil, virgin metal, or virgin hair.

Tis but a fun fact :D

sapphicjiiva

funny as fuck hyperfixating on a character whose entire existence is an enormous spoiler it feels like oshi witness protection

homunculus-argument

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

homunculus-argument

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

wardenaristraith

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

homunculus-argument

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

havingapoemwithyou

missed time by Ha Jin

touch-mee-not

chaatgpt

wilburwrites

"What should we name our ai for folks with addictions?"

The humble alcoholics anonymous ai:

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theconfusedleeofgay

I've been getting a surprising amount of trans-jax funny bunny content lately...

Now, I don't mind pre-transition funnybunny, but I prefer post-trans jax funnybumny. Idk,

But I've been calling fem jax "daisy"

And I don't exactly like how both pre and post trans jax/daisy x pomni ship names are funnybunny(from what I know)

Therefore, I have a priposition. Yk those clown flowers that squirter water or something? That. That is their ship name. I have no idea what those things are called, but it doesn't matter bc it's currently 3:23 am and I'm delusional

But it makes sense, right????

Jax=daisy=flower

Pomni=jester=clown

Jax/daisy= rude = pranks = funny

Like it's a flower because daisy but it's associated with clowns and it looks pretty(pom) but it will surprise/prank you(daisy)

One of fhese^

Thanks for the spam, appreciate it!

THANK *YOU* FOR HAVING GOOD POSTS!!!

dogpuppy

oneclickangel

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

obsolete-borger

countably-infinite-rats

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

wilburwrites

The whole vampires can't be seen in reflections thing was based on the fact that silver was in mirrors, which isn't very common anymore, so if you had a camera that didn't use silver the vampire would probably be visible.

So still like at least 4.

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

post cancelled this is way funnier

loaf--of--toast

My buddy who is a farmer has the type of planter that drives itself across the field using GPS at a steady speed, and he just needs to turn it around at the end of each row. He added a little folding desk to his chair and plays farming simulator on it while he plants.

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

okay playing farming simulator while farming is crazy

needsmoreexplosions

nudityandnerdery

Look, people hate the real world and come home and play The Sims.

tfemflightinstructor

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