hi! I didn't even know what "fop" is and found your blog by pure accident.
what can I say now?
i want to be a fop so badly! ♡ to indulge in all this stuff.. 💅✨💖
but i'm a girl and dunno how to make it work.. 👉👈
THIS IS THE MOMENT I'VE BEEN WAITING FORRRRRR
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
*ahem ahem...* *taps mic* is this thing on???
WIGFUCKE- I-mean FORCEFOPPER HERE, Soooo, you wanna become a fop huh?? ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º)
Well, you've come to the right place.... >:3
But first! Before you can start you're journey into Foppism, you must know that fops are creatures who need structure! And foundations! So today, I, the wonderous wigfucker, have decided to bring upon thee, this beginner friendly list for you to begin your journey into Foppism and soon...you WILL come out of your shell one way or another..... -w- *evil fop laughter echoes through the dark hallways of this digital interior*
🌷Stop thinking so much, fop!
Stop overthinking. It's bad for the fop neurons. They will do all the thinking for you! The fop juice won't work if you are stressing out over things you can't control! A fop's thinking time should be limited and focused on better things like sipping tea, being gay, making art, frolicking, etc. Fops don't need to think because the fop neurons do the thinking for them. What are fop neurons, you ask???
The neurons in your head that come from the fop gene, your fop gene was developed inside you along with your other genes. Those who end up with the fop gene are destined to become fops at some point down the line and with that gene comes wonderous fop neurons that train your brain into subconsciously choosing which situations are registered also turning into signals that are given to you that determine which scenarios are situations you choose to focus on and acknowledge. (Does that make sense?? o_0)
it's okay if it doesn't! You don't need to worry your foppish little head about such things :3 Just know they're there working their magic and you have nothing to worry about because your fop neurons will be there to later help you solve or regulate whatever is on your mind! Saved by the fop gene once again✨️✨️✨️
🌷Nothing is ever too much, fop!
Foppify yourself and your life!!! It's what you were always meant to do. Foppism is your life now. Go crazy with the ribbons and bows!! Put them suckers in your hair and wigs, put em on your bedding or your desktop. Hell, tie a ribbon around your glass straw just because! Put lace on everything if you want to and go wild with your makeup!!! Put on as much as you want!!! Also, pro tip: cakey fop makeup is THE BEST makeup🤤🥴🥺 it's literally a part of the experience and the fopcore aesthetic🎀
Don't be afraid to put flowers on everything! Wanna sew cute flower embroidery on your clothes or fabrics? Fucking do it!!! It will be so peak🙏 Wanna put flowers around your house or even start growing your own?? Hell yeah.
One major mandatory rule of Foppism is that you can NEVER have too much powder and perfume. They are important to not only a fop's look and aesthetic but also their well-being. Fops will die without their powder and perfume....also, tea times. Another mandatory holy grail in Foppism. Tea times are your sanctuary. Your de-stresser, your peace of mind🤌 It's what a fop deserves. Tea times are MANDATORY! Every fop has tea just coursing through their veins, and it shows. Tea times are your ultimate de-stresser and pastime. You love fruit. You dont know it now... but you love it. Oh yes- speaking of fruit...👀
🌷Be dramatic as fuck, fop!!!
This extends in both the way you talk and your mannerisms. Talk with your hands more, and be more expressive in the way you describe things. All fops come with flamboyance and effeminatity as it is featured in the fop gene and can not be altered due to the fop neurons naturally producing it. Every fop has 10% gay added in their dna. It's a part of the fop gene. If you're not bisexual, then you are without a doubt some level of gay. It's just fop logic.
It is in a fop's very nature to be a total drama queen and to make small experiences more grand than they are to be. Being dramatic is a universally known fop socialization, and it's how fops communicate with each other and exist in harmony. Though, there is a small inconvenience that comes with this gracious little feature that the fop gene provides you, and that is sensitivity.
Yes, shocker, fops are extremely dramatic and sensitive creatures. Their hearts can not take such intense situations that tend to evoke strong emotions in them even if they may not show this or express it at the time. Fops will sometimes experience a strange phenomenon known as 'The Melancholy'. This can occur at any time, regardless of what a fop is doing or where they may be at the time.
It could be around family or a friend! Suddenly, an unexpected wave of sadness washes over you without warning, and you're not sure why or what to do. They ask you, "Is everything okay?" You then hit them with the "oh! It's quite alright!" Like nothing ever happened and when it's time for you to leave, you will quickly retreat to your chambers and throw yourself onto your strawberry scented bed surrounded by pink flower petals as you cry hysterically into your pillow for a good 3 hours disney princess style. It's okay, this is natural for you and happens to all fops!
🌷Do your makeup, fop!!!
This is mandatory for all fops. Your makeup is one of your most important features that come with Foppism. A lovely full powdery face is what all the fops die for and is one of the most attractive things about fops. You can NEVER have too much powder, and any fop will tell you that. Delicately placed beauty marks will also enhance your look. One thing that people will tell you that is a certified wigfucker favorite is fops covered in hearts, stars, and other adorable beauty patches just because! Those really get my neurons going :33
Make sure you always keep some pretty red lipstick with you. Red lipstick is a major stable in foppish beauty and will always be your go-to color when you're either struggling to decide on a color/shade or just need something quick and pretty. A gorgeous red is always the answer and is a fop's life saver, trust!!! As for more lip tips, the most favorable and preferred shapes for doing your lipstick can range from cupid's bows to heart lips! A personal wigfucker favorite is filled out bottom lip and twin triangle top lip :3 eyebrows can have different shapes and styles as well like pencil-drawn eyebrows and dark filled in brows as well! Either of these styles are fine!
🌷Be a sweet treat, fop!
Look like a cake, smell like a cake. Perfume is your bestie forever. Fops go crazy for that shit🤌 Sweet, woody, and floral perfumes that will have both fops and dandies all over you. It's another one of those important must have staples in Foppism. PERFUME YOURSELF DOWNNN✨️(The macaronis will love you for this one)
A heavily perfumed fop is a complete fop. But it doesn't stop there, the best things that can compliment your perfume are sweet smelling soaps and cream for your skin so that not only will you smell like the sweet flower that you are, but you will also have healthy skin. (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡
🌷Beauty sleep is a priority, fop!!!
Fops must eep. Millions of fops must eep. No matter what time of the day it is, if you are feeling like an eepy prince, then you will absolutely stop everything and put it on hold for another time and prioritize your beauty sleep.
Whatever is happening in the moment can wait for next time. It's not going anywhere, and you can come back to it whenever you want! Just like you can choose to take however long a nap you want! Free will prospers once again!!!🙏✨️ Fops are soft, delicate creatures who don't just need the energy from sleeping but are creatures who take joy and pleasure in sleeping.
Sleepytime is essential for you and one of the most enjoyable and relaxing parts of your day. Nothing makes a fop more excited than a lovely evening of sweet scented soap, the refreshing feeling of clean, soft, fluffy bedsheets, a warm cup of tea on your dresser top, and the fairytales that are our dreams<3 (Who knows, you might kiss another fop in your dreams...👀)
🌷Dress the fuck up, fop!!!
Dress up more. For no reason. Hell, if it's Fop Friday, put a little extra effort into your outfit that day! Put a cute lil heart and beauty mark on your face just cause you fucking can. Pastels and floral prints are god-sends for fops :3
Frills and lace are your absolute go to-s. Period. Every fop knows this one simple life hack that scientists don't want you to know. Frills and lace will save your little foppish life. You should get more tops with lace and frills on them. A white top with lace in it is 🤌🤌🤌
Sewing lace onto your most casual of tops, does it all. It goes with EVERYTHING and is so diverse. Different styles and sizes from you to choose from that you can It will complete a MULTITUDE of your outfits. A game changer for me was getting different rolls of lace. I just sew it onto a plain shirt I had laying around or even on my blankets -w- Keep some extra in your drawer if you have to.
It always starts out small, but before you know it, it will consume your soul. you will be sewing it onto everything, trust. Frilly bottom sleeves are EVERYTHINGG and are so perfect both dresses and casual outfits. A white top with frilly bottom sleeves will make the most low effort casual outfit look so flattering on you, bbg🫶🫶🫶 and besides....it suits you...I know it does. It always does......
🌷The right wig will change you, fop!
Every fop remembers putting the wig on for the first time. It changes your brain chemistry and completely unlocks the fop gene's full potential to turn you into the cutest and happiest version of yourself. Soon, you'll find yourself happier and softer even. You'll find that you feel less stressed out at times or even more expressive. Sometimes, it completely changes you...👀 For some fops, instead of becoming softer, they become more extreme, passionate, and expressive in everything they do, It's like suddenly being sprayed with fop spores all at once or being put into a state of euphoria you never thought you could have experienced. It does everything!
A fop's wig is their source of beauty, pride, peace, fashion, protection, identity, and aesthetic. So it must be properly taken care of! Make sure you brush it fairly at least twice a week and keep it in a low to medium room temperature 👍When prepping it for use, don't forget to apply the perfume and powder. It will take care of you, so you should take care of it because a fop's wig means more than everything else their wearing.
🌷Listen, fop!
You're a fop, and you love it -w-
"B-but, I'm a girl🥺👉👈"
EXCUSES!! EXCUSES!!! ヽ(｀Д´#)ﾉ !!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE🫵
Don't deny it any longer... you know deep down that you were meant to frolick with other fops in fields of flowers and to sip tea happily for months to come. So do it...start foppifying yourself now!! Do it!!
Also.... Stay hydrated, fop😘🫡🎀🌷
