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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time
I write these words with a broken heart. To those who read this and choose to ignore it, you can simply scroll past, but I am living through the most difficult moments of my life. My husband is slowly dying before my eyes. Due to a severe head and jaw injury, he has been unable to eat or drink for over a week, his weight has dropped to just 39 kilograms, and he is suffering from severe, life-threatening malnutrition.
The doctors confirmed he needs urgent surgery, but we can't afford the operation and treatment. I feel helpless watching him weaken day by day, while time is running out.💔
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My name is Samar. I write from a fragile tent in Gaza, a mother who loves her two little children with all her heart. My husband is severely
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please donate to their campaign if you have the time and resources! If not, a simple reblog can go a long way :)
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My dream and The American Dream. (Enhanced Edition).
But unfortunately, my father's health is deteriorating and he needs a new bladder and must be evacuated before it's too late.
In the past few days, my father has suffered greatly. He has been in pain. We have been displaced to a new place. After we were displaced from the previous place, which was east of Gaza, almost on the yellow line, they asked us to evacuate again, and threatened that we would not return to our homes, even if they were destroyed.
Hey everyone, I hope you can support us, even with a small donation. We're only 386 euros away from our goal. We've now reached 14,614 euros. Help us and donate so we can be among the first to travel when the border opens. Donate now. Please donate
Ibrahim really needs your help, please donate!!
Guys, we're almost there! Only €15,000 left! Just €336 more to reach that number. Please share this post and donate. My friends, don't ignore me. All I can say is that life here is incredible. Please share and donate if you can.
Ibrahim really needs your support right now if you can help!
I implore you guys to help me and donate to me please you are our only hope to help my father and keep him alive please share this post and donate only now there is a little left to 15,000 please donate and don't ignore me I can't buy food for my family Please donate!
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Please we only need €300 to reach €15,000 Why no one donates Why I appeal to you guys to donate and save my father's life Please you are my only hope Why are you ignoring me At least donate even €10 If you can, please help
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Hey everyone, I'm here now, but I don't know how much longer I'll be alive. Death could strike at any moment. Please, we're almost at €15,000; we only need about €300 more to reach that amount. I'm asking you to donate and share this post too. Please be kind to us.
Guys can you imagine that we only need €230 to reach 15,000 donations very few please donate if you can donate please donate and donate you are our only hope of saving my father from death please donate to reach our goal as soon as possible Please. Please..
Please guys just 140 euros left to get there please donate now and share this post I want to live a decent life if for once I want to breathe free air please donate to save my father from certain death You're my only hope
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic
I'm gonna sexualize the fuck outta that lion
I'm gonna start calling doggy-style "scooby-style" just to piss off these puritan fucks
also I've said it before and I'll say it many times more: the harkness test is boring bullshit. even if we did need a metric to decide which fictional creatures we can be horny for—which we don't, because they are fictional lol—it's also just poorly constructed as a logical tool
and no matter what no one can keep me from having an owlbear orgy in my mind palace. and if they tried, all my owlbear boyfriends would tear them to pieces (and not in a hot vore way). and then they would all take turns fucking me scooby-style on top of their bones
like no I will not be amending my post about breeding dragon twink pussy to make it clear that the centuries old dragon is of age in his culture and what language we communicated in. you know why? because that's not hot!
y'all are just so mad that some of us can get boners from blank sheets of paper and it's just not my fault that you have the creativity of a sexually repressed ant
Yes bitch I know you have MS but have you considered getting out and placing your VOTE in a BALLOT BOX??
The only “MS” i care about is MS PRESIDENT MAMALA HARRIS!
#BLUEWAVE #GETOUTTHATCHAIRFORHER
filthy, filthy read
we need to start getting questions like these under every post on this forsaken website

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Fat bitches frotting
sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation
because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me
top 10 knights
easily
I just saw a post of a screenshot of somebody doubtfully saying "you read a 310 page book as a child?" About the hobbit and when I went to reblog it tumblr started loading a bunch of new shit over it and now I can't find it anymore
That’s this
Goes to show how little I know
The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized
Net zero info ass post
We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything
I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

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I can't ever fucking talk to anyone about work I'm doing
It's always the same thing. I offhandedly mention it, they dig into every little detail of what I'm doing, I tell them what I'm about to do when I'm finishing it up, they not only follow me back to it uninvited but actually get ahead of me, scoop up whatever I was working on, explain the thing that I had already figured out and explained I was going to do different, attribute what I'm doing to some unrelated aspect of myself to make me feel shame, and then start doing the job themself, again uninvited, and do it wrong in a way that can't be fixed and which I'll be blamed for
I spent 20 minutes shaping this hedge, just brought up that I was figuring out what angle to go at it at next because of a tight squeeze, and the guy just hacks away at it completely fucking up the shape in a way that I can't work back into the outline without going and shaving all of it down way too far, and said "the things we forget when we're drinking" about work I've been doing since I was 9
I didn't fucking ask you to come with me. I told you I was going back to work. YOU DONT EVEN WORK HERE. YOURE AN ALUM. YOURE NOT SUPPISED TO BE TOUCHING ANY OF THIS.
your zucchini post sent me back over a decade ago to when i visited finland for the first time and stayed at my partners parents house. their garden was full of the most humungous zucchini i'd ever laid eyes on. my partner came up to me with this giant green sponge in her arms and said "look! it's the size of my dick!"; i remember distinctly being very impressed in that moment. however, what i did not know at the time was that having this bountiful harvest of zucchini meant that we would be eating nothing but zucchini based dishes for the next 7 weeks because there was no space to store it (why no storage, that's a whole other story). after about a week, everyone else in the family left to go to the lake for the rest of the summer and so it was up to my partner and i to eat zucchini day in, day out. it started out novel and fun really: zucchini on toast, stuffed zucchini with meat and mushrooms, zucchini casserole, zucchini and cheese soup! but as time went on, it got weirder and weirder, zucchini with jam on it, then the zucchini itself became marmalade, zucchini baked into a cake, zucchini stuffed with zucchini, zucchini bread, zucchini ice cream, and still more and more zucchini still needed to be consumed before they overippened and spoiled. and non of the neighbours wanted any of it because they too had too much zucchini of their own. needless to say, it was a very visceral experience that affected me in relation to zucchinis for many years afterwards. anyway, i hope the ones you got from your mother-in-law are tasty and you make something delicious with them <3
That's the funny part: I know this. We've been through this before.
Nobody in my boyfriend's family is particularly willing to eat zucchini. They are sick of it to the point of years of build-up. She playfully complains about how the youngest one won't try some of her baked goods out of an alledged fear that there might be zucchini hidden in there. And yet, she keeps planting zucchini. She's delighted to be able to hand them over to me. I am not yet sick of zucchini so I don't mind it just yet.
She also fucking loves foraging for mushrooms, and gets territorial over good spots just like any other finn would. As soon as they're poking out of the ground at the end of the summer she's grabbing the dogs and her daughter and is out of the house getting them, ticks bears and tourists be damned. She can't eat them herself due to allergies, and half of the family can't digest them either, and the other half just doesn't like the texture. She gives them off to friends and family and is delighted to be able to hand them over to me.
I don't mean to sound ungrateful, I'm not complaining. This is the opposite of a problem. Nonetheless I am baffled by it. Rain or shine, in sickness and in health, no matter how inconvenient it would be, she keeps doing this. Purely for the love of the game.
ok is zucchini-related issues like a common theme in Finland, because it was slightly one in my family too; i fucking hate zucchini, my mother seemingly loves it, and like, she kept fucking making foods with zucchini at least she had enough sense to not have the fucking zucchini as like a load-bearing component so i could just avoid eating it but still
My favourite way of zucchini consumption is lemon-zucchini jam on pancakes. I just bought butter and eggs to bake a cake and also make courgette balls with the zucchini I just got. This is the level of get-rid-of-all-this-zucchini we are working on.
This is fascinating! USAmarican here, we occasionally get massive bumper crops of zucchini (Midwest US) when the weather is cooler, and we largely just make them into casseroles. I didn’t know you could put them into bread or make marmalade with them! Next bumper crop I’ll have to put this new knowledge to use!
I have just made (or to be more exact, am currently making) an unreasonable amount of zucchini chocolate cake. The amount is unreasonable because first of all there is no such thing as a reasonable amount of zucchini in a chocolate cake, and second of all the recipe said 5 decilitres of grated zucchini, and the chunk I cut off the giant zucc made 8 decilitres of it. So I decided to just adjust the whole recipe to be 1,6 times bigger. It'll be in the oven for about an hour yet and until then we'll have no idea how badly I fucked up.
why would you say five decilitres instead of half a liter
Because litres wouold be an unhinged way to measure things like flour and sugar and things??
why do you not. measure in normal. cooking units. like cups. and spoons. or if youre feeling fancy. grams.
I'm adamantly anti-imperialism.