Sup Nerds

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

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You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

We're like shooting stars you and I

hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick

yeah this is funny

i hate job hunting so much why couldn’t i have just been sent abroad as a girl to serve at the court of margaret of austria and then later to serve a succession of french queens so that i could return to the english court years later as a lady of sophistication and charm capable of causing one of the greatest religious schisms in european history

if one more person reblogs this to tell me that Anne Boleyn got executed I’m gonna shake their hand and thank them because despite me evidently knowing the specifics of her early career in Europe pre-1522 I somehow was not aware of her extremely famous beheading. I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me.

Kaczynski gets a lot more credit than he deserves - that he was smart and articulate does not change the fact that he was wrong about basically everything, and his bombings were pointless acts of malice

Me shipping someone a bomb: if you think about it, this is actually the postal system's fault