DON’T STOP.

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

happy first day of pride everyone

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

the disappearance of the dwemer

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic