i have so many flowers to bring her

big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

"But how can you justify a player character with a (non-disinherited) noble background in a dungeon-crawling fantasy game" well, the most obvious approach is a fantasy setting whose nobility practices cognatic primogeniture where, instead of "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes a priest", it's "first son inherits, second son goes into the military, third son becomes an adventurer". From the player's perspective, it handily explains why the title comes with little material support from the family; from the family's perspective, there's an unspoken understanding that most of the spare heirs will be eaten by a dragon (or whatever), thereby simplifying the inheritance situation, and the few survivors will become great assets.

how do i tell people that when i text them “hey girlie” i am not saying “hey 🥰 girlie 💞🧚” but actually this

moonshine cybin theee female character of all time. grubby and grimy and poisonous and smart and caring and enraged and beautiful. anti-establishment, polyamorous, animal-loving, always horny, self-sacrificial, polite and hospitable, incredibly violent. an illiterate former attorney. champion of resourcefulness and master chef. topless under the overalls and keeps a possum nestled in her boobs. tweaks her nipples in front of her god and everyone. bullies rich people. every animal she turns into is pregnant. essentially a nudist and ashamed to know who her father is. she bathes in mud if she bathes at all. loves to eat women out, almost had a foursome, can take you to the edge just from making out, might be in love with her cringefail virgin best friend. fixed an evil demigod by platonically keeping him in a belly chain.