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I was 48 when I started my apprenticeship to become a tattoo artist. I was 50 when I married the love of my life.

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

hey so did any of you ever read that book when you were a kid, the one about the mom in the kitchen making soup for everyone? and one by one they come by and say, I love that soup you made, but could you please leave out [ingredient]?I don’t like the corn, or the beans, or the peppers… remember that one? 

and when she serves up dinner it’s just some hot fucking salty water and she’s like you ungrateful little shits here’s your fucking hot salty water*

I think about that book a lot. Especially when it comes to ants in fandom’s pants, and how they seem to want to exclude:

everything JJ did (that they don’t like)

everything Rian did (that they don’t like)

everything the characters say and do (that they don’t like)

everything the actors themselves say and do (that they don’t like)

everything the production crew says (that they don’t like)

everything the official social media accounts post (that they don’t like)

the literal content and implied themes of the films (that they don’t like)

Best Buy

and I’m like.. y’all just want some hot, salty water, that’s it, isn’t it? 

I mean, all humor aside, I get it, I do; I know what it’s like to feel disappointed by something and feel like it’s going in a direction you don’t like. I know what it feels like to feel like your fandom’s been hijacked by a juggernaut that is the full embodiment of your DNW. And I know what it’s like when something you love takes a direction that feels wrong to you, bothers you, just fucking isn’t what you wanted to happen. I get it. 

It’s okay to step away. It’s okay to just decide that it maybe isn’t for you. Life is way too fucking short to be willfully marinating in things you despise. 

But, like… at a certain point… if all you want is hot, salty water, don’t come for the people who like the soup. We’re just enjoying the soup. We didn’t make it or define the recipe. We’re enjoying some damn tasty soup. And yelling for hot, salty water isn’t going to take away how much we enjoy this delicious fucking meal. 

I mean that the ‘gifts’ I had are useless

Reading books above my age isn’t a talent when I’m not eleven

Knowing big words isn’t a talent when I’m not a kid, it’s just growing up

Thing is, gifted children are not amazingly better than everyone else. Gifted brains just don’t work the same so they build their skills in a different order

Basically when you’re very young, most people brain learn social skills and how to interact with their peers, but gifted brains are already at the next step which is how to understand and interact with the world

That makes the stereotypical young children that are very good at math, always asking questions about how things work, very upset when they don’t know a thing

But the thing is, when everyone gets older, they’ve mastered most social skills and now turn towards understanding the world

But the gifted children have already mastered that part and are turning towards how to build social skills. Except there’s no one left to teach us about that! Because we’re late to that party

Long story short, at the end everyone, gifted or not, goes through all the necessary steps to make functioning adults, so the difference that was obvious as a child has disappeared

clint: i haven’t had any coffee today

[immediately cuts to clint sitting in front of the camera, drinking some coffee]

And then the actual superhero battle happens and she watches the whole thing on TV, cringing, expecting to see him fall off an alien speeder or get blown up, and he… doesn’t. Because it turns out in combat situations, dude is HYPER focused. Dude has AWESOME reflexes. There’s nothing this dumbass can’t flip off of and land on his feet when he’s really working hard at it.