“We Are One Species, We Are Star Stuff” Carl Sagan

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

The most wholesome beautiful show

🤞🤞

If Putin gets the October slot, Trump better be November

Quick while everyone’s distracted unify Ireland

Love it 😊

This is how to do it

Fingers crossed he’s ok

when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes

Fair warning

These people are abhorrent

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

Not mad

Bravo Gatorfisch

Hate ages people

Kansas is a great place obviously. A son of Kansas is with you , Jason Sudekis

Not wrong at all