I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

i believe with my aching heart that in 2023, Esme Cullen has a cleaning tiktok account. You see nothing but her pink rubber gloves and her beloved scrub daddy cleaning unfit/abandoned arpartments for people and its the most satisfying shit ever she has like 5m followers and nobody knows who she is <3

EVERY YEAR

This and some head>>>>

May I add, not even Cheerios, but off-brand cheerios

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

thinking about the matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

At least I don't have a tumblr

tbh in some cases calling my projects “wips” kinda feels like a joke, because it implies that it’s actually “in progress” rather than being a thing that plagues my brain every once in a while.

WILTS: Works In Long Term Storage

WHMFUTF: Works Haunting Me From Under The Floorboards

The Tell-Tale WIP

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

while i can’t in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr