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The iconic moment from the 2008 Macyâs Thanksgiving Day Parade when Rick Astley Rick Rolled everyone on the Fosterâs Home For Imaginary Friends float

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This American badger is literally grounding her misbehaving kidÂ
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having undiagnosed adhd was fucking hilarious iâd be like âhey you know that feeling when you get into something so hard you canât think about literally anything else and it consumes all your higher brain functions to the point where itâs almost viscerally frustrating and your life has begun to center around this one topic or piece of media and itâs also the only way you can experience joy most of the time and all your emotions are tied up in it to some degree and now itâs part of your identity until suddenly itâs not and you feel horrible and alone and understimulated and itâs kind of the worst but thatâs just showbiz ainât itâ and everybody would be like what the fuck? NO?????? and i would just be like. Huh! Wacky! and keep on livin igÂ
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IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL
this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer
Again:
1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life
2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"
If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.
This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.
How to make a will.
How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you donât get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.
If youre trans, this video is a good ref to start with and she provides links and organizations that can help
u know what makes me cryâŚ.. that one van gogh quote about life changing for the betterâŚ.. âmany people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. and it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, âwhat do i care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.â yes, evil often seems to surpass good. but then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. one morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. and so i must still have hope.â yeahâŚ.. CryingâŚ.
Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.
The commentator narrating the pupâs moves with the ball is AMAZING and Iâm crying
â(âŚ) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. Heâs tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (fieldâs name). The [team]âs men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, heâs so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he canât. He tells the pup âenough, enough, go over thereâ⌠however *commentator laughs*, thereâs the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichichoâs (little dog) essential inputâŚ. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].â
*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporterâs mic (who allows him do it)*
Iâve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.
dude being a little kid during an election year was THE funniest thing. kids were all just repeating their parentâs political beliefs verbatim without understanding any of what they were saying. My elementary school did a mock election and I didnât know what was going on so I just voted for Obama because thats what everyone else was doing. My friend and I were chatting on a swing set and she said to me âI hope Mitt Romney gets elected because I donât think Obama will get anything doneâ bitch you are 9
Had one of my kindergarteners argue with me that Obama was not following the Constitution. Kids just mimic their parents and it is terrifying.
She/her also personally fought against transwomen in prison seeking gender affirmation surgery...
Hereâs an article that gives more details on the story, and what Harris said about it. The key points:
It was the California Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation that refused the surgery to the inmates. When the inmates fought the policy in court, as Attorney General of California, it was Harrisâs job to represent the Department. Yes, she did it, but it wasnât something she decided on her own to do. (Also, not for nothing, the inmates won the case.)
Her characterization of the episode:Â Â âOn that issue I will tell you I vehemently disagree and in fact worked behind the scenes to ensure that the Department of Corrections would allow transitioning inmates to receive the medical attention that they required, they needed and deserved,â Harris said.
A policy now exists for inmates to receive transition-related care in California prisons (although apparently the DoC isnât doing a great job of holding up its end of the bargain*--quelle surprise). Â
(*For the record, Harris finished her time as AG and became a Senator shortly after this agreement was reached, so itâs someone elseâs job now to enforce it.)Â
The thing to keep in mind here is that, as Attorney General, Kamala Harris couldnât wave her hand and have everything in the entire California Department of Justice go exactly as she wanted it--and she wonât be able to as Vice President, either. We currently have a president who thinks thatâs how it works, and weâre damned lucky heâs wrong. Â
She had (and will have to) work with large number of people who hold different views. (Another article I read said that the California Department of Justice, which she ran as AG, employs about 4,800 people--thatâs a lot of different views.) If she had refused to back the Department of Corrections in their case, she would have alienated people whose cooperation she needed to be able to rely on. (If she even had the option of not backing them and staying AG--Iâm not sure how it works, exactly.) Even people who agreed with her about the specific matter might have disapproved of her hanging her subordinates out to dry. (Another thing our current president does constantly--notice how Harris isnât saying that the person in her office who actually wrote these briefs is a bad guy that she barely knew.)
So hereâs what actually happened when Kamala Harris âfought against transwomen in prison seeking gender affirmation surgeryâ:
The Department of Corrections had a policy denying gender-affirmation surgery to inmates. Â
Two inmates fought that policy in court.
Harris defended that policy in court (or, more accurately, was the supervisor of the person who did so--but the legal documents went out under her signature, and she takes responsibility for their content).
Harris also worked to change the policy. Â
If youâve had a job, youâve probably been in the position of having to carry out a policy that you donât agree with. Your choices are to quit your job in protest or stay and argue that the policy should change. If you pick option B, you still have to follow the policy while youâre working to change it--again, just about the only person in the world who doesnât know this is Donald J. Trump, because heâs never had a real job where he answered to anybody. Â
What this incident shows is that Kamala Harris is accustomed to working in a system where she doesnât always get her own way, and that she knows how to lose the battle to win the war. As VP, sheâs going to need those skills--especially if the Republicans keep the Senate, but even if the Democrats sweep everything in November, weâre notoriously bad at all pulling in the same direction. Weâve had about enough of the âIâm taking my ball and going homeâ style of leadership. Â
This.
I get it, I really do - but Trump has literally stripped away rights from trans kids and fucked the careers of trans people in the military. Pence believes in conversion therapy.
We can remember and discuss these issues, but at the end of the day, Trump/Pence is the greater evil and we need to vote in a unified way to get them out of office because the second term would be so much worse. Donât vote independent, just suck it up and recognize that weâre not gonna get a perfect candidate ever.
Voting Trump is a face full of glass shards, and a vote for an independent is a vote for Trump. This isnât complicated.
I had not seen this explanation, and Iâm reblogging it because I probably have followers who havenât either.
Oh, good. Something laying it all out. I have this lady on my Facebook. Sheâs great. Very progressive. A breath of fresh air amongst all the pro-45 relatives I keep having to remove. But sheâs full-on Kamala is a cop and transphobic monster and weâve butted heads a few times because I was like âlisten, did you forget 2016? You gotta stop.â
Iâm already seeing people on her page talk about voting third party. No, sheâs not a Russian bot, as far as I know, considering I went to school with her boyfriend.

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Ok but. Same.
Great song! Deserves a place on my shit's fucked playlist for sure!
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According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowningâDr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guardâs On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:
âExcept in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
Drowning peopleâs mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning peopleâs mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the waterâs surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response peopleâs bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.â
This doesnât mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isnât in real troubleâthey are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesnât last longâbut unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.
Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:
Head low in the water, mouth at water level
Head tilted back with mouth open
Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus
Eyes closed
Hair over forehead or eyes
Not using legsâvertical
Hyperventilating or gasping
Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway
Trying to roll over on the back
Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder
So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OKâdonât be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they donât look like theyâre drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, âAre you all right?â If they can answer at allâthey probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parentsâchildren playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.
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Can I just say thank you to OP for putting such a detailed description on this?
Iâve been a lifeguard for 6 years now and of all the saves Iâve done, maybe two or three had people drowning in the stereotypical thrashing style. And even those, like the save I made last weekend, it was exactly like OP describes where the personâs head is going in and out of the water but it isnât long enough to get any air. Mostly you recognize drowning by the look on someoneâs face. If someone looks wide eyed and terrified or confused, chances are theyâre drowning. That look of âoh shitâ is pretty easily recognizable. And even if you canât tell for sure: GO AFTER THEM ANYWAY. Iâve done âsavesâ where a kid was pretending to drown and I mistook it for real drowning, but thatâs preferable to a kid ACTUALLY drowning.
Also please remember that even strong swimmers can drown if they have a medical emergency, get cramps, or get too tired. If your friend knows how to swim but theyâre acting funny get them to land. And even if someone can respond when you ask them if they need help, if they say they do need help? GO HELP THEM.
However . If the victim is a stranger, I canât recommend trying to get them. Lifeguards literally train to escape âattacks,â because people who are drowning can freak the fuck out and grab you and make YOU drown as well. If you do go in after someone, take hold of them from the back and talk to them the whole time. IF YOU ARE GRABBED: duck down into the water as low as you can get. The person is panicking and wonât want to go under water and should release you. Shove up at their hands and push them away from you as you duck under. Donât die trying to save someone else.
Please guys, read and memorize this post. Not all places have lifeguards. Being able to recognize drowning is such an important skill to have and you can save someoneâs life.
Just incase!
In a water park once, I was suddenly grabbed by a child and he dragged me under the water without warning. I was going to get angry with him when I resurfaced because I thought he was being an ass, until I looked at him go back in and out hyperventilating the entire time. I grabbed him under his arms and began trying to drag him out while screaming for the lifeguard.
When the lifeguard got us both out, a woman came running down and accused me of harming him and said he had been completely fine in the water. That there was no reason to drag him out of there. The lifeguard had to explain to her that her son had been drowning, to which her response was to say that she didnât hear him call for help.
People seriously need to learn the signs.
This thread deserves a major boost. Another thing they teach lifeguards (I donât know about now, but they used to) is if a panicked person is climbing on top of you trying to save themselves, is to actually push them under the water if possible so you can get free. Seriously, donât kill yourself trying to save someone. If they go unconscious you can always preform cpr on shore. Sounds heartless I know, but when itâs college girls vs grown adults these are situations you train for.
It's almost time, fam.
Don't get cute and pull a 2016....please.
Tiny little inch worm is determined to make it across a gapÂ
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