Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out

aforementioned work crush went out of his way to talk to me last night multiple times and also we talked for like 20 minutes before we left which he initiated…… wow… what a rush……..

YALL. YALLLLLLLLLL IM my other coworker who im really cool with who works on the line with him (aforementioned work crush) told me today while we’re closing together that “you know *** has a big crush on youuuu and told me the other day that you’re really pretty and asked me if i knew if you had a boyfriend. i told him well ask her to go eat or to do something or WHATEVER!” yall im actually. yall…… i feel like maybe i manifested this because when i tell you. i’m being 10000% honest here.. i have daydreamed this exact scenario i mean EXACTLY with this exact other coworker. DAYDREAMED. i feel sick

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind

women be looking at pictures of their childhood selves and trying to find a way back to them

It’s actually gotten to a point where any discussion about the quality of someone’s god given appearance is a bit disturbing to me…. What do u mean rate them on a scale from 1 to 10…… I feel sick

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

i’m boreddddd let’s forgive ourselves for our failures

i like lovers i like weirdos i like rooting for those who have already lost