Ink The Crow's Personal/reblog Blog

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

”kill ur local pedo” oh yes, the pedophile, a spectre that has at no point been used to fear monger in favour of the oppression & policing of marginalised groups. i think this will all end spectacularly

i personally have always been in favour of vigilante justice based on word of mouth. i think it’s very leftist of me

can you lez the fuck in

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

World Heritage Post

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

he's unironically 100% correct and i will hear nothing against him