My last brain cell is heart shaped

You know you’re a 90s kid when you have no good source of income and want to die

This man is gonna die on the set of always sunny

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible. We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap. I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest. Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes. If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

read my lips! [kisses you]

can you repeat that, please?

this is one of most wholesome me posts ive ever seen

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

REBLOG IF YOU'RE ENDING 1856 SINGLE

jeremiah is a cad who refused my hand to preserve my honor i’m better off a maid than in his most indecent company 💅🏻

who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him

oh ya timmy’s just a good bud there eh

what does this say

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

bold of you to assume that the tumblr staff knows enough about programming to develop such an app

This is honestly the best reblog of this post I’ve seen so far

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

Do good recklessly.

I think “Do good recklessly” would be fantastic word art to hang on one’s wall. Artistic people, go!

The ancient Celtic virtue of “Gart,” or “openhandedness.” Those who are able help those who need help. Not so we can buy our way into Heaven. Not to set our Karma aright. Not to give ourselves a warm fuzzy feeling. But because it is what an honorable person does.

do u ever have that moment where u forget how to breathe or swallow and ur just like wow this is it my life is coming to an end