It doesn't really matter that whumpee won't win. They're going to fight anyway. It's the principle of the thing, or rather, it's that they couldn't live with themselves anyway if they gave up, so they might as well die defiant.
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It doesn't really matter that whumpee won't win. They're going to fight anyway. It's the principle of the thing, or rather, it's that they couldn't live with themselves anyway if they gave up, so they might as well die defiant.

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RANKED: River Cartwright Head Injuries, from Least to Most Concerning
2x04: Unable to brace while falling to ground after getting Tased, probably lands on face
This one barely counts. Also he falls onto dirt and it's the middle of summer, so the ground probably isn't even very hard. I give it zero ambulance sirens out of a possible five. Get up and try again.
5x04: Elbowed in face
Personally I would have liked to have seen more suffering. I give it 1 ambulance siren. 🚨
4x03: Fall through roof into pile of tires
I think he should have cut or scratched his face on the roof while falling. Overall, I give it 2 ambulance sirens, mostly because this occurs maybe an hour after a definite brain injury. 🚨🚨
3x03: Headbutt to nose
Probably broke his nose at least, which goes unaddressed. I give it 3 ambulance sirens. 🚨🚨🚨
4x02: Butt of pistol to back of head
This one looks pretty bad, but he seems fine. You could argue that's adrenaline, but I don't want to argue. Very enjoyable, I give it 4/5 ambulance sirens. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
1x02: Hit in face with pistol butt
He looks super dazed right after, which is probably something to be concerned about. At first I thought maybe he was bleeding out the ear after this, but upon further review, it seems that it was just a cut on the side of his forehead.
I award it 4 sirens. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
3x03: Thrown into lockers and then into wall, implied that beating continued while show cut to other POV characters, further injuries likely
Fun! 4 sirens, and then he manages to remain standing for several hours after that. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
3x06: Knocked out for a few minutes by close-range grenade blast and files/filing cabinets that fell on him
At minimum, no one should have allowed him to drive a car 30 minutes later. 5/5, stunning work. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
4x02: Butt of rifle to side of head
Two hard hits to the head in quick succession (not something they recommend). He remains unconscious for all of the following:
the entire drive back through town
being removed from the van
being carried/dragged into the house and up at least one flight of stairs
being lifted onto a bed
Victor leaving the room, locking the door, and going back downstairs
That's a pretty long time to not wake up after a head injury. Severe brain trauma! Love that for him. 5/5 sirens. Seek medical attention immediately. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
Also what a choice to then bonk his head, which I have to imagine is throbbing in pain, against this door.
Also notable that he again chooses to operate a vehicle shortly after injury.
So impressive how he just manages to keep on going despite serious bodily harm, the Kerri Strug of failures.
(after watching a joyful loving movie) yeah it was good and all but i just wish a character had gotten stabbed five times and left for dead in an alleyway and then found by their loved ones at the last minute so they could be fussed over
big fan of when a character metaphorically sweeps something under the rug, but you can feel them flinch every time they walk over it and feel the crumbs beneath their feet
pick a whump scenario #3
character has a cybernetic implant that is malfunctioning
character is held hostage at a bank robbery
character is injured, the only other character is inexperienced w/ first aid
character fell and is trying to hide their limping and soreness
character suddenly loses their power/magic while trying to heal someone
character is trying to find shelter during a hurricane

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whumpee being carried by team/caretaker and laid down somewhere soft. a bed… a couch… or even bringing the softness TO whumpee on the floor. a blanket, or a rolled up jacket for a pillow.
maybe they’re too sick to move. maybe they’re injured and broken. maybe they’re dying.
but give me the tenderness of “let us take you to rest someplace comfortable.”
Why does "hey" always hit the whumperflies? Especially in repetition.
"Hey, hey- look at me, you're okay.
"No, hey, come on, stay with me."
"Hey, don't think about that."
"Hey, no, don't touch that."
"Whumpee, hey- hey, wake up, please."
Or just after the WhumpTM and they finally see each other again.
"Hey."
Shoutout to hands tied behind the back, gotta be one of my favourite positions
Every whump writer’s favorite phrase: “I could make it worse!”
Hey man, I saw your living weapon staring at its reflection. You might wanna get that looked at
Yeah, your emotionless tool of destruction is beginning to develop a sense of self. Probably nothing to worry ‘bout though

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the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face
Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....
The response to my Whump Book Recs (Fantasy Edition) post was several people asking for more recs both in the notes and in DMs/on Discord so I'm gonna do another one!
What genre do you want to see next?
Comics
Sci-fi
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YA (General)
Fuck It, More Fantasy!
hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

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listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.
Whump Book Recs (Fantasy Edition)
For @whumpdoyoumeaan but you all can enjoy it too 🥰 This is mix of YA, New Adult, and Adult fantasy. I mostly read YA and NA to be completely honest but I've included a mix. These are by no means niche recs, theyre mostly fairly popular or famous. I'm gonna limit myself to 5 and give a little info about each. If anyone has any specific questions about any of these feel free to DM me.