two old cats

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

Welp if it’s mandatory then sure

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

Donkey heaven is the same as Ocnus hell it’s very efficient

im quitting tumblr

ok see u tomorrow

this post is now 10 fucking years old

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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