the missus of dionysus

Almost like that's been in place for a hot minute or something.

it’s like… we learn about checks and balances at a very young age lol

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

just because I understand doesn't mean that I agree

Whenever I lose faith in humanity, I remember these four lovely folks and feel a little better 🥺

love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

Love reblogging a picture of Tumblr’s grave on Tumblr

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

yeah okay ill reblog that

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe