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@darklightthedragon
Hi yall! This is me, DARKLIGHT (DL for short) and I think it's time to introduce myself properly, becase I haven't done that since I got tumbler XD I ALLOW MINORS. I DO NOT PLAN ON POSTING ANYTHING CLOSE TO 18+! maybe a tiny bit suggestive, but thats it.
Also yall, I do swear (in general), just in case anybody here is sensitive to it.
actual information below
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picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?
im talking about this bitch btw
I think the shoe trick would work on this:
When I was a kid my older cousins used to sit around at night during family reunions inventing new and uh probably unadvised ways to open these
Counter edge - successful
Stick from the woods - not successful
Stick from the firepit (not on fire) - not successful
Shoe - not successful
Small rock - successful (bandaid needed)
Large rock - successful
Stick from firepit (on fire) - successful
Stone from firepit (fire in pit) - successful
Edge of fire barrel (fire in barrel) - successful
Log from bonfire (large) (on fire) - unknown everyone was too drunk and cousin fell in fire (he lived to be mocked forever)
Tree - unsuccessful 1 time and successful 1 time but also boring so attempts abandoned
Marshmellow stick (marshmallow on stick) - unsuccessful (marshmallow fell in dirt)
Knife (little) - successful
Knife knife (medium) - successful (bandaid needed but not for the cousin trying this but for my brother who caught the knife with his foot when cousin dropped it)
Knife (large) - successful
Teeth (human: attached) - successful (hurts btw don’t recommend)
Machete - successful (more experiments needed)
Machete (chop the top of the bottle off) - successful (lots of broken glass don’t drink)
Machete competition to see who could cut the top off a bottle the cleanest (competition banned forever when my mom found out) (after she won)
Axe - successful
Random deer bone a dog found - unknown everyone kept getting distracted by the deer bone
Sheer grit and bare hands - successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist cap
Sheer grit and bare hands - unsuccessful (bottle not twist cap) (cousin mocked forever)
Edge of golf cart - unknown (got chased off by my mom)
Fence - successful (got yelled at by my mom)
Metal porch chairs - successful (bandaid needed)
Plastic porch chairs - successful (?????)
Another bottle (unopened) - unsuccessful (both bottles broke)
Another bottle (opened) - unsuccessful
Another bottle cap (not attached) - unsuccessful
Paving tiles in a stack - successful
Cooler edge - successful
Cooler edge by closing the cooler lid really hard - unsuccessful (bottle broke) (paused to pick glass out of cousins hand)
Concrete ground - successful but considered a fail because most of the drink came out when it opened
Porch support column - unsuccessful
Flathead screw driver - successful
Horseshoe (horse: not attached) - successful
Metal sunglasses case - successful
Citronella candle bucket (candle lit) - successful (cousin burned)
Horseshoe (horse: attached) - successful (got yelled at by my mom)
Random piece of metal - successful (stitches and tetanus shot)
Random nail from the scrap nail bucket - not successful
Okay so is there like, an official, regularly updated list?
(successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist off)
Also I am desperate to know how (horse: attached) worked
@the-ark-awaits hon you CANNOT just drop that line and not elaborate
TAG GAME: what is your weirdest hear me out?
I’ll go first 🥲
REPEAT AFTER ME, WE LISTEN AND WE DONT JUDGE
uhmm…
So, his name is thief (yes u read correct) and umm… he’s from my fav movie “the thief and the cobbler”
he’s just really silly and I luv him •U•
listen, it’s not as bad as the people simping for whatever the fuck this is
TAGS:
@leeleethedrugdealer @ashenpetals @cainel0ver2763 @lilithsorceressarchaics888 @eliotcake9 @hada314 @booknerd2712 @pinkjaxyboi @the-story-den @abigailbrookscon
+open tags!! •U•
honestly true also you know who I’m talking about
@mekaruavenuememory, @genbai, @nyx-n-natch, @nico-flo, @nova478372, @jaxtadcismydaughter13, @the-eclipseler-draws, @b-does-arts, @pixelz-ink, @shulkyshulker, @mindfuckedthot, @nullunit111, @brooklynz-stupid-stuff, @calithesun, @its-me-kassy, @hoangthuylinhhoang, @ange1sss, @averinna, @iamsriiiiiiii, @luckyrabbit1927, @duckknot5, @spacebnnui, @ranboos-lesbian-memory-book, @whatthefuck1200, @1m1nt00m4nyf4nd0msl0l, @1-wonder-1, @iliketrains1273, @adrian2955, @tadclr, @pretty-pink-seaslug, @pantalonemaxxing, @starlit-panic, @nenadatank13, @lilfirebugart64, @s4lly-inc, @janussand7, @mushroombea,@booknerd2712, @lujjat-albahir, @lilmushroom779, @thesweetpancake145, @notonelover, @jaysztars, @cat13nap, @itlixz, @vulpyabby, @ilikespinnythingsyay123, @alien-in-washington, @mindfuckedthot
*deep inhale*
I'm so fucked 🥹
@thesevencrimsons @potatopatahto22 @annoyinglynoizy @rainocosmoart @jesterofthegods @echokaze @makeitfast9052 @ocesbo @erieautumnskies @cheekychihuahuaart @vivipudim @lavasky5777 @saritastory-toons @coreykoz1zx @viscousyetisellsword @teilra @lilmushroom779 @crowns-of-gods-offical @elizochka @transgendercoolcat
I don’t have crazy hear me outs currently but I will pull one hear me out from my childhood,this birds that appeared in the short Disney film lembert the sheepish lion,idk what was going on in my head
@galaxywolfcomet @poetry-written-in-blood @1m1nt00m4nyf4nd0msl0l
You are NOT ready to hear about my childhood hear me outs.
@theotherotherknifekirb @pamiwerewolfybunterfly @pastelpixel1987
One of my most weirdest hear me out has to be the Shopkeeper (Lanky) from the Russian PSA series Can’t Buy a Brain.
@vinylv1 @lunawolf012306 @cookiecat-7388new @b-does-arts @dazzle-expandism @laya-euphoria @snodelepaord @glitterstargalaxy @roleplaynerdylover @gubsmustdie @m30wm30wm3ow @chairsqueue35 @zchannel @khrystenapofficial @vito-the-troublemaker @pennyroyald @crystalline-loptous @i-am-trashyy @hawkeyedoodles @xxxlawrencexxx @zeehasarrived @arthurzinthehybridgoatrabbit @sleepi-toasti @hopethesillyheartwitch @the220772089theyeball @starsandstuffyayyy @stardxstsleep @lustfuldemonlady @frogshrooms-offical
Hahah ..
… oh.
! I DONT SUPPORT QWEL !
@bluejayanimations123 @lustfuldemonlady @ajmultifandoms @collie-starblind @oddity101 @pretty-vampire-girl @starfizzydolly @somehowsystem @izumakikisubefoxfriend
.............
I have s lot..... a lot of really bad hear me outs...
I FEEL I HAVE SO MUCH WORSE, I JUST CANT REMEMBER THEM RN
....my mutuals, please dont leave me over these...
@morallygrayautisticscientist
@silly-fi5h
@liv2draw
@what-the-actualhell
@lilith-lululaa
@luci57575
@murderdrones777-aka-ash
@silly-fi5h
@voxisme
@woahlookatthatcoolbird
@yourlocal-fizzy
@zaeltheclone
@z3ldaslair
I think that's everyone. ....we listen and we dont judge... please dont judge
I CAN EXPLAIN (I really can't explain-)
@cr0w1zd3d @totallynotkai44 @grain-character @lydia-khoward
shhhhhhh it a sentiant closet from barbie dreamhouse. I never watched the episode fully but my friend showed me a bit and i fully agreed. My other weirdest hear me out would be the god damn glaxy
open tags
*eats all the grass*
Ewww meat is better
Agreed (especially steak 😋)
Mmm brisket :3
*eats all the grass*
Ewww meat is better
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Yes yes show now
@darklightthedragon your thing is in progress (lmk if you want changes)
Tryin out sumn new
Oooo I love this it’s perfectly fine how it is :3 well maybe the only change I would recommend is make bigger wings but that’s it. Again tysm for doing this
trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont
*likes* *reads it* *vigorously unlikes and reblogs*
*unliked and reblogged angrily*
look at all this green
makes this trans boy so happy
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG
i AM a real man
The way I unliked this SO FAST
XD I never liked it in the first place bc I actually read what it said >:3
why cant someone just let me absolutely break down in their arms? like i just wanna hug someone. anyone. i dont care who it is anymore. it could be my killer for all i give a fuck, as long as i go out with some sort of comfort
Guys I was mowing the lawn and I got stung by this same bug again and I saw it the second time and now it’s my my house. The thing stung me TWICE. It hurt so I badly I fucking cried. And it didn’t look like a bee. Whatever the fuck it was it was black and kinda long, Last time I got stung it itched so badly I got an entire red spot that was tougher than the rest of my skin. And now I have two and it’s gonna be hell. Any bug experts know of a black bug that can sting several times and it hurts like hell when stung but itches even more for like over a week.
It hurts sm rn
Woah you are getting loaded with anons wth is happening :0 ngl I want anons the good and the bad send em to me >:3 I can deal with em tomorrow. This sounds weird. Oh well
Go my anons n sht
Tbf I currently have
Help anon (they're dealing with a harasser and have asked me what to do)
Crush anon 1 (puppy)
Crush anon 2 (💔🫀)
And not an anon but @masterddisaster who lives in my inbox due to her wife being out fighting a war
Idk dawg
Oop :0 good luck man. I would take em for you but idk if they wanna talk to me XD
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Very true XD not me rebloging one fandom then doing another one by just spamming reblog and then switching back to what I was doing before
I’m still seeing TFC reblogs from u TwT
Hehehehehe >:3 I also had like a reblog spree with creatures of sonaria art and then Sebastian Solace then I went back to my normal shit XD
Ok I gotta sleep soon so I might not see if anybody answers this, but who wants to draw Darklight for me for my new theme bc I’m too fuckin lazy to draw her myself. Also kirin if you see this your already drawing one part of my theme don’t you dare say your gonna do another one unless you rlly want to. Here is da ref and do wth you want
The other side of her is just the opposite colors btw
So mostly black with some white
Nah I ain’t missing out my vegan options taste goooood (no I’m not settling for mediocrity the ones I eat are actually good)
Guhh I can't really say shit bout your life choices so ye ig
I thought I needed a new laptop but nope, youtube is slowing down your PC if you have adblock on on any open tab...
To be very clear about this: CPUs aren't magical devices that can operate forever. They generate heat. They wear out over time. This happens faster when they're operating near capacity. This is not just an attempt to inconvenience you; this is an attempt to damage your property.
For the "crime" of not wanting to be tracked/have ads pissed into your eyeballs 24/7.
Even if you've paid for the "privilege" of the latter.
Fuck Google, and I hope they get sued into oblivion over this.
i see everyone in the notes talking about newpipe but nobody's talking about youtube alternatives for desktop
IF YOU USE A DESKTOP PC OR LAPTOP, TRY INVIDIOUS
https://invidious.io/
it is a free, open-source alternative YouTube front-end. in addition to not having ads, it has other great QoL features like a download button. try one of the several instances on that link up there ^^^^
i have a suggestion
I just don’t use ad blockers
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the secret to losing followers is being yourself
the secret to gaining followers is being yourself [evil]
the secret to gaining is being evil
Kissing your partner in an aquarium would be one of the best experiences
Nah it would be under the starsssss. Tho im kinda single so yeah XD
