a soft apparition pigeoned in the attic

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

I’ll be honest if I heard Tracy Chapmans fast car right now I would just have to jump off the nearest building

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

my secret agenda is actually just to sit in your room and show you my favorite songs while you explain different things you have on your wall or your desk to me

#no one has suffered like giles the teenager tolerator has suffered (via @buffycaps)

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

Beware the buttery winds of pierogi madness

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

dude you look so masc wallowing in your misery like that