if i'm not a bog witch, what's even the point?

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

portal 2 is an american gothic horror story about an incredibly traumatized and exploited girl who was forced into a perpetual hell of servitude by the forces of capital and infinite growth. portal 2 is about how science owes its greatest achievements to women who never received any credit or control over the industries that they created. portal 2 is about how tech companies dehumanize and exploit feminized labor. portal 2 is about physically exploring a woman's repressed memories and realizing she was right to kill all those people with deadly neurotoxin. portal 2 is about fighting the piece of you they created to keep you weak and easy to control, ripping it out, and sending it to the fucking moon. portal 2 is about helping your traumatized girlfriend come to grips with her violent past. portal 2 is about how tech CEOs are so fucking stupid they would probably die from snorting moon rocks. portal 2 is about rape and exploitation and capitalism and vivisection and everything that would make you go 'ewwie' if it wasnt happening to a gigantic robot

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

Mormon castlevania confirmed

i hope if theres anything ive accomplished with my time on this earth, it's to help narrow the gap between people who think a cool and evocative spell is something like "Melf's Minute Meteors", and people who are walking around with Death of Obsidian Butterflies seared into the inside of their skull

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order