Umbrella

steve job. bill gate. why the fuck need "s"?!?!

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

i've never seen anyone complain about unnecessary sex scenes, but i sure have seen people complain about people complaining about unnecessary sex scenes

"it's okay to be straight"- ass argument

it was a big discourse for a while with people on both sides but it just kinda died eventually. people have just been kinda beating a dead horse for years because there were a couple funny posts about it

ive eaten a treats and its harmed me greatly come heal me

i personally believe that if genshin impact were out in 2003 light yagami would not have become kira. i think if light had access to gatcha games he would have been financially and emotionally destroyed. he has a pathological faith in his own luck and the impulse control of a chihuahua. he would not be okay.

scientists have recently announced that exoplanet HR 3499a is no longer believed to be potentially capable of supporting life, after new spectroscopic readings indicated that it doesn't even have a dishwasher. "i mean, it doesn't even have a fucking dishwasher," said the lead researcher. "I guess you could live there, but, like, would you really want to?"

Made the mistake of bee-lining deltarune whilst forgetting to have lunch and ending up a bit frustrated.

I made the mistake of bee-lining lunch whilst forgetting to have deltarune. it tasted pretty good but ralsei wasn't there

You don't think...? No, surely not...

Was, the sandwich big enough to hide a devil horn headband in it?

oh. oh dear. oh god. oh no

No... no. It doesn't seem realistic. Right?

it was... it was a really big sandwich. i'm so sorry

...

No. It's okay. You couldn't have known.

i thought it tasted a little funny....

Made the mistake of bee-lining deltarune whilst forgetting to have lunch and ending up a bit frustrated.

I made the mistake of bee-lining lunch whilst forgetting to have deltarune. it tasted pretty good but ralsei wasn't there

You don't think...? No, surely not...

Was, the sandwich big enough to hide a devil horn headband in it?

oh. oh dear. oh god. oh no

No... no. It doesn't seem realistic. Right?

it was... it was a really big sandwich. i'm so sorry

Made the mistake of bee-lining deltarune whilst forgetting to have lunch and ending up a bit frustrated.

I made the mistake of bee-lining lunch whilst forgetting to have deltarune. it tasted pretty good but ralsei wasn't there

You don't think...? No, surely not...

Was, the sandwich big enough to hide a devil horn headband in it?

oh. oh dear. oh god. oh no

Made the mistake of bee-lining deltarune whilst forgetting to have lunch and ending up a bit frustrated.

I made the mistake of bee-lining lunch whilst forgetting to have deltarune. it tasted pretty good but ralsei wasn't there

people on bsky are doing an art trend of drawing characters in a GTA homage and i won't lie i think less of everyone i see doing that

every time i see it, i can't help but think "so that's what you think of women"

this is how i feel about the brazilian hatsune miku stuff except that one's also racist

here's the best (worst) part: GTA is also racist

yeah that checks out

people on bsky are doing an art trend of drawing characters in a GTA homage and i won't lie i think less of everyone i see doing that

every time i see it, i can't help but think "so that's what you think of women"

this is how i feel about the brazilian hatsune miku stuff except that one's also racist