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why you gotta drag me like this? in my own house?

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I am fucking dying
iâve never heard such a good attenborough impression iâm rolling
Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh
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This cat is losing its damn mind..
so i took a modern architecture course to fulfill a creative arts university req this semester and i have several conclusions now thatâs done:
1. modern architecture? ugly
2. brutalism? somehow, even uglier
3. post-modern architecture? okay so now theyâre actively trying to make it as bad as possible
4. neogothic? art noveau? art deco? absolutely spectacular, letâs have more of that
to illustrate:
modern architecture:
ugly and boring
brutalism:
worse
post modern:
what the actual fuck am i looking at
art nouveau:
ooh hell yeah
#Iconic

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a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. âwhy cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3â she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
less than three.Â
if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live
This is for all yâall who donât understand how terrifying these suckers are.Â
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
@explainingthejoke ?
The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.
A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.
Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom âtilting at windmills,â meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.
So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy areâŚ.
actuallyâŚ
tilting at windmills.
I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at
This an amazing post
are you ready for my favorite fact?
If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.
that is my favorite fact
Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.
I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said âCats, manâ and shrugged.
This is now an âif I fits, I sitsâ appreciation thread.
Release the KRAKEN! Kraken 100% chocolate by @amauryguichonâŁ
Theyâre supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol
Why canât American shows be this great
Girl with the glasses is a real one

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Adorable đŠâ¤â¤
BABY
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
BEST INSULTS
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i donât see them as much as iâd like to on tumblr
If I donât reblog Monty Python when it crosses my dash, assume Iâm dead.
âDid you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?â Dumbledore asked calmly.
The word âcalmlyâ can hold different meanings in different circumstances. If you were to pass someone a bucket of water calmly when their house was burning down, it could suggest that you were the sort of brave individual who was always prepared to combat the sources of arson when they occur. If you were to ask a nervous bank teller to fill a sack with money while calmly pointing a gun at their head, it might mean that you were the kind of villainous person who practiced such odious and criminal activities on a regular basis. Or if, like me, you were to sit calmly typing the next chapter of your chronicle in the lives of some unfortunate young children, while all around you the kitchen of the reputable restaurant that you were hiding in was slowly filling with sand, it would indicate that you have a life that is often filled with peril and misfortune, and that you were bound by duty to complete your task, no matter how miserable.
Of course, the word âcalmlyâ is never used to indicate a person flying into a rage and shouting your words angrily. âAngrilyâ is in fact an antonym of âcalmlyâ, an antonym being a word with entirely the opposite meaning of the original, such as âvillainâ and âvolunteerâ, âbirthday partyâ and âtragic fireâ, or âauthorâ and âhappy personâ.
Now, obviously, a well-read and distinguished director of cinema would never mistake a word with its antonym. That would be preposterous, a word which here means âcreate an incredibly out of character scene and confuse the audience.â
Did you just Lemony Snicket âCalmlyâ˘â
Iâve never related to something as much and felt as personally offended at the same time.
This is hilarious.
Accurate.

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This isnât surreal this is high school
And college
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as âadultsâ. When do you think they stop⌠and realize⌠they are adults
Iâm not an adult, Iâm a child with a drinking permit.