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ballets or musicals? art or literature? reader or writer? cafe or library? poetry or prose? art galleries or history museums? silk or velvet? regency or victorian? piano or violin? hardcover or paperback?

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

The top 5 is getting so much love. What's everyone's #6 song in their 2020 Spotify Wrapped? The song that almost made the cut...

You ever just press the side of your face into an entire Very Patient Cat and listen to the ocean inside

why you gotta call me out like this

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

Homeless

First aid provider. Nice.

I’d be a Broadway star.

the founder of modern journalism

I’m getting eaten today

noooo ike!!! we need you!!

rules are rules bro I gotta go

:( but we’ll miss ya

@its-romeo-binches so what happens to ya?

idk

idk maybe just like triple romeos (you know 1992 romeo, live romeo and you) walk into the same room or something

or like i walk into a room with the rest of the romeos in this fandom

such as myself?

so do i become the subject or…??

I get to stab a bitch but like. In a gay way

givin dudes candlesticks and pissing off the church by giving their money to the poor and pretending I’m spending it on carriages 

y’all i get to stare at the earht al day

finding roger taylor’s lost maracas

Freddie Mercury or an impersonator of him

Myself but on a pro football team ⚽️

An assassin queen

A librarian, I guess?

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

I watched this TikTok and my cat came running from the other room to stare at me in alarm 😹

You think you’re always right but really you’re just an over-caffeinated encyclopedia.